Eye Of The Tiger Dog: Chinese Pet Dyeing

Always wanted a tiger or panda bear but were worried they'd maul the faces off everyone in the neighborhood? That's because they would. Thankfully, now you can have your dog dyed to look like one. Because why stop at just chopping off their balls?

Hit the jump for several more of the poor bastards.

The dog that's just dyeing to be a tiger: How Chinese owners turn their pets into exotic wildlife in new craze [dailymail]

Thanks to Natalie, Joe, Aaron and AJ, who dye their dogs to look like Easter eggs. That's it, I'm calling animal services.

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