A Whole Lotta Role Model: Barbie In Real Life
Barbie (I like to call her Barb) is always being criticized for providing an unrealistic role model for little girls. Well here's a better one (complete with sweet-ass nips). Because REAL beauty is only skin deep eight pies and a box of fried chicken away.
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...Anybody seen Skipper?
Fat Suit Barbie [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Sharon, who once put on one of those fat sumo-wrestling suits and nobody recognized her. Zany!
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I hate seeing little fat kids running around. Actually, I take that back, little fat kids running around is good. LITTLE FAT KIDS GETTING PUSHED AROUND IN STROLLERS IS BAD. Real bad. STOP LETTING THOSE LIL OOMPA LOOMPAS DRINK SO MUCH POP! Thankfully, in effort to curb chil... / Continue →
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Barbie Video Girl is a new $50 doll with integrated video camera so girls can make movies of themselves playing in their bedrooms from Barbie's point of view. This is going to end badly. You dun goofed, Mattel! The Barbie Video Girl Doll ($50, Mattel, for ages 6 and up) look... / Continue →
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Finally, after years of being a mis-proportioned strumpet, Barbie has finally put herself through college (stripping) and earned a Computer Engineering degree. I'm proud of you, Barbie (one more lap dance for old time's sake?). Not only will Computer Engineer Barbie be attach... / Continue →
