A Whole Lotta Role Model: Barbie In Real Life

Barbie (I like to call her Barb) is always being criticized for providing an unrealistic role model for little girls. Well here's a better one (complete with sweet-ass nips). Because REAL beauty is only skin deep eight pies and a box of fried chicken away.
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...Anybody seen Skipper?

Fat Suit Barbie [buzzfeed]

Thanks to Sharon, who once put on one of those fat sumo-wrestling suits and nobody recognized her. Zany!

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