June 27, 2010 - July 3, 2010 Archives
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Note: Video is after the jump and VERY NSFW due to heavy profanity use (read: f-bombs). This is a video of some chick I'm still not convinced isn't a guy ranting about her ex-World of Warcraft guild and threatening to beat them all in the head wit... / Continue →
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This is a parody of the Katy Perry (who's actually a parody of a real musician) hit 'I Kissed a Girl'. Except this one's called 'I Kissed a Nerd'. It was created by the Damsels of Dorkington and is definitely worth a watch if you're bored. Or lo... / Continue →
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Because it's the Saturday before the 4th of July and I have two garbage bags full of homemade fireworks practically begging me to blow all my digits off, I'm gonna post a couple videos I've been meaning to get out of the way. This is one of an iPa... / Continue →
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This is a commercial for The League of S.T.E.A.M. (Supernatural and Troublesome Ectoplasmic Apparitional Management), a Victorian-looking ghost elimination company. I thought it was pretty cute. If you like what you see, they have a series of sho... / Continue →
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This is a recently declassified photo from 1962 of the only nuke ever detonated in space by humans. But what about aliens? They detonate those things all the f***ing time. I'm talking like fireworks on the 4th of July. I know, I know -- that ti... / Continue →
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This is a box of Game Boy themed wiener wrappers designed by artist/illustrator Ben Marsh. Each paper Game Boy comes filled with six cartridge-condoms to help prevent the spread of disease and crying babies. The handheld-themed packaging contains... / Continue →
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Because it's the Friday before a holiday weekend and I haven't stopped drinking since Cinco de Mayo '94, here comes a video of a cat in a box that attacks with lightning-fast reflexes if you get too close. Hello, Pentagon? Yeah, it's the Geekolog... / Continue →
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If there's one thing I love, it's huffing spraypaint at Home Depot a good multi-purpose tool. And now there's one shaped like a spork. What all can it do? Oh I don't know -- besides CUT THROUGH HUMAN BONE! Just kidding. The Eat'N Tool was inve... / Continue →
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I know all about Greek mythology because I've played through the entire God of War series twice, so I'm practically an expert. Sometimes the producers of Jeopardy even call me to make sure they've got their facts right. Having Alex Trebek's home ... / Continue →
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Seen here pretending to be more than two feet off the ground, 13-year old Hibiki Kono made himself a vacuum powered wall-climbing suit so he can escape the asylum and avenge his parents' deaths. Ooooor climb a brick wall while people take pictures... / Continue →
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About sex than a dino orgy? There aren't any. Are you getting this, the birds and bees?! Your shit doesn't even make sense! I've NEVER seen a bird and bee do it. The closest I've come is one wasp making sweet, stingy love to another, much dead... / Continue →
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Let's not kid ourselves, we all know the best foods come on sticks. Case in point: bacon, corn dogs, chocolate covered bananas and popsicles. AND NOW WAFFLES! Possibly made by the Blush Company to compliment the Corn Baller, the Lolly Waffle Mak... / Continue →
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Gary Katz, best known for making this Apple Store diorama out of a shoebox and a couple iPhones, has gone and created a visual history of Apple computers using ONLY THE MODELS HE'S OWNED HIMSELF. Which is a lot of them. I counted at least a milli... / Continue →
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This is a DeLorean hovercraft being built by Matthew Riese of San Francisco. Why build a DeLorean hovercraft? *facepalm* Get out of here for even asking that. I'm serious -- I can't look at you right now. If you're like me, when you saw the fly... / Continue →
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Proving it's not just the size of your fishstick (or hush-puppies) that attracts the opposite sex, scientists have discovered that male Mexican Mollies grow luscious mustaches (seen here practically making me beg for a ride) to attract the fish wom... / Continue →
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Allegedly King Tut's wiener was stolen after embalming to save him the afterlife embarrassment of having a small peener. Wait, WHAT?! That's not it on his chin? According to Time magazine, a report in The New Scientist presents the possibility o... / Continue →
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This is a mock-up of what an 8-bit Twilight video game might look like. But it's actually an interactive Youtube video so you get to make Bella's decisions for her choose-your-own-adventure style. Unfortunately there was no "jump in front of a bus... / Continue →
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This is an artist's rendition (INVENT A TIME MACHINE ALREADY, GOD!) of Leviathan melvillei, a 12-million year old sperm whale that used to snack on other whales thanks to it's powerful jaws and foot-long teeth. ZOMG -- imagine the damage you could... / Continue →
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Okay so you remember the AT-AT costume Geekologie Reader Robert made his dog last Halloween? And you remember Patrick Boivi's recent animated short, 'AT-AT Day Afternoon'? Well Robert recreated the film using his costumed mini-pincher (complete w... / Continue →
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Apparently t-shirt purveyor Threadless is holding a contest where you bake cakes based on their shirts' graphics and win prizes. This is a skull cake based on the shirt graphic you see in the lower left corner, 'Bitter Teeth'. I don't know about ... / Continue →
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Claire Rowlands is a British woman who's ultra-pissed after the Google Street View car inadvertently captured a shot of her 3-year old son's bare asscheeks. Pfft, I played in the front yard naked till I was 17. She said: 'I just felt sick to my ... / Continue →
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Paper that folds itself: knowing the Japanese, it's probably what they had in mind when they invented origami BUT I DON'T LIKE IT. This is a demonstration of a sheet folding itself into a boat, then a plane. MAKE UP YOUR MIND, DECEPTICON! Resear... / Continue →
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This is a little chart showing what the same rock would look like rendered in twenty different video games. For reference, pedra normal means normal rock in Portuguese and isn't the name of a video game. Or if it is, the most boring game ever. M... / Continue →
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Want a mousepad at the end of your armrest? Who doesn't, amirite? Not you? GO-GO-GADGET REGRET ASKING. This $43 padded armrest has plenty of room at the end for your mousing pleasure. All you have to do is securely fasten it to the armrest of ju... / Continue →
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I'd have sped up. You know what a museum would pay for a vampire cadaver?! Me neither, but I'm willing to find out (I'll call the Smithsonian, you work on tickets to the next Twilight premier). A woman says she crashed into a canal after spottin... / Continue →
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10 years in the making, scientists now believe they've bred the perfect prawn for farming. And if you guessed I'm only posting this because tipster killerabbit tricked me by writing "scientists develop perfect pr0n" in the subject line, congratula... / Continue →
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Remember Sam Hart's original Mario Love Song? I'm not ashamed to admit I downloaded it my iTunes. Okay, maybe just a little. NO I'M NOT EITHER! That shit's my jam. Well this is his latest Mario-themed song, 'Mushroom Kingdom Gurls'. It's a pa... / Continue →
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So apparently starting with issue #600 (out today), Wonder Woman is hanging up her patriotic panties for yoga pants. In other news, Wonder Woman comic book sales to perverts have dropped 85%. Per Wonder Woman writer J. Michael Straczynski: It's ... / Continue →
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This is a sweet-ass Halo Elite costume made by the black-t-shirt-loving guys at PeteManderGRX. I need that bike basket. Plus grill. The suit (which contains a human in its tummy) is like 8-feet tall and resembles a dinosaur in futuristic battle ... / Continue →
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Note: Don't squint, it'll make you go blind (and you play with yourself enough already), click HERE to see the informational graphic in all its full size glory. Oh man, you remember when we used to search the interwebs with Alta Vista? Me neith... / Continue →
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Aryan Hopkins attempted two world records over the weekend: the most piercings in one sitting, and the most needle piercings ever. Well he got the most in one sitting (1,093) but fell short of the most ever (1,200). Plus was using smaller needles... / Continue →
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As news that should come to no surprise to anyone who's ever talked to somebody obsessed with the series, Twilight can seriously skew a person's view of relationships, and actually make their own, non-sparkly-vampire-movie-ones, suffer. The [Los A... / Continue →
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This is a portable office on wheels that has everything you need to pretend you're working just hard enough to not get fired. When unpacked it contains a desk, two chairs, some file organizers, a coffee maker, a light and a printer. What's that?... / Continue →
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This is a video from a recent episode of Jeopardy in which a category was 'Alex Meets Auto-Tune'. The contestants' goal was to determine what song Alex Trebek is singing but your goal is not stabbing your eardrums out for 1:41. Hit it if you're a... / Continue →
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Salmon flavored vodka: say it don't spray it. Seriously, you're puking on my flip-flops. I'm gonna make you lick that up later aside, this stuff is real. Real yummy in my tummy (and runny out my bummy)! I just poured a fifth over a cream-cheese... / Continue →
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Remember that badass Batpod replica that was selling on eBay a little while ago? Well the guys that made it are now taking orders for five custom TRON Lightcycles. Let's paint this town red purple! I want purple. the Parker Brothers team is bui... / Continue →
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This is a video of an elvish looking guy with really pretty lips singing every part of the Pokémon theme acapella and multi-tracking them all. I've been dancing to it in my out of my underwear all morning. It's like he's singing straight to my s... / Continue →
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Remember the Terrafugia Transition? The $194K street-legal car that can turn into a plane? Well it just got Federal Aviation Administration approval for use in the US. Whee! People will be flying into shit before you know it. The Transition wa... / Continue →
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Setting things on fire: it's what separates man from lesser forms of life like fish and children. And what better way to celebrate humanity than setting an old iPhone ablaze with a giant magnifying glass (actually a Fresnel lens)? I can't think o... / Continue →
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Note: This picture is small and ain't doing the piece justice so get vigilante on that shit by clicking HERE to see it full size. BOOM, JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED! This is a digital painting by deviantARTist jnkboy called 'Video Wars' that features ... / Continue →
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What cost $6 billion to build and has a 55-story high infinity pool? Give up? Me too. I guess I suck at guessing! Except peoples' weights at the fair, I made a killing doing that during the summers in high school. "How old and tall are you? K... / Continue →
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Pfft, I got neutered years ago. In a lawnmowing accident. That make anybody's nuts hurt? No? Okay try this one: so one time I was walking home from the bar and *CROTCH PUNCH!* Haha, bet you didn't see that one coming. The scientist behind the... / Continue →
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This is a dino cover-up tattoo. As you can see, it went from a lotus-blossom mermaid I wouldn't touch with Poseidon's penis to a dapper t-rex I would touch with anybody's. There's a worthwhile animated gif after the jump that shows the change (inc... / Continue →
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Looking for a new game to play to determine who gets to ride shotgun/pay the bar tab/go for the ugly girl? Well move over, paper-rock-scissors, there's a new hand gesture based game in town! Enter Monkey-Pirate-Robot-Ninja-Zombie. What, no Vampi... / Continue →
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At first I got all excited when I saw this because the model looked like an attractive lady and I thought I was gonna get a face full of napples. Then I realized it was just a dude that looks like a lady. That's the worst kind of dude, FYI. I'd ... / Continue →
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Note: Video is after the jump because no reader of mine is getting Force-choked out on the front page. Is that big soccer tournament still kickin'? Killer pun, GW. Thanks, I know. Kidding, that thing deserved a red card. Your face deserve... / Continue →
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Remember that movie Amegeddon? It's okay, I cried too. CAUSE I'D MISS YOU, BABY, AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THAAAAANG. Anyway scientists say if we're gonna get pummeled by an asteroid it's cool to just nuke the thing. Sweet. In the unlikely even... / Continue →
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Note: MUST WATCH video is after the jump because your head's gonna explode from the cuteness and I already hosed down the front page once today. This is a short video by Patrick Boivi entitled 'AT-AT Day Afternoon'. It's a one-minute documentar... / Continue →
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This is a $135 EOS Mixtape Watch (that looks fairly similar to THIS tape watch). For those of you born yesterday, it looks like a cassette tape, which was a popular audio format from yesteryear before the advent of holographic music discs and iPro... / Continue →
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Barbie (I like to call her Barb) is always being criticized for providing an unrealistic role model for little girls. Well here's a better one (complete with sweet-ass nips). Because REAL beauty is only skin deep eight pies and a box of fried chi... / Continue →
