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June 13, 2010 - June 19, 2010 Archives

  • June 19, 2010
    Hustler is releasing a 3-D pr0n0graphic parody of Avatar this fall, and this guy just popped like forty blue boners about it. As a result of all the CG and 3-D work, the smut-peddler is advertising 'This Ain't Avatar XXX' as their highest budget pr0n to date, with production c... / Continue →
  • June 19, 2010
    Note: Videos are after the jump because there wasn't enough cowbell for the front page. This is a video series of some Japanese guy playing the music and sound effects to old Nintendo games on a violin as they're being played. He has a whole bunch of them on his Youtube pag... / Continue →
  • June 19, 2010
    The Body Counters website keeps track of how many deaths there were in a particular film so you can decide if it's worth watching or not. For example, in The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood only one person dies. NOT WORTH IT. But what about 'Jason X'? Try 250,023 (in... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2010
    Note: Commercial is after the jump because it looks so good you might just want to kiss it and I can't have you frenching the front page. I don't know where your lips have been! Starcraft II, it's coming. Specifically, on July 27th. Will your pants survive the wait or will ... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2010
    Note: Commercial is after the jump because they didn't actually pay me anything to post it. This is a commercial for Eminem's new album 'Recovery' featuring ShamWow hocker Vince "Hookerpunch" Shlomi. Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to listen to rap music anymore since it made ... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2010
    Note: There's a video of the robot in action after the jump but it's not for the faint of heart. Or butt. *squirt* Oh God. The Myon (rhymes with Cylon -- coincidence? I think not) is a humanoid robot (the worst kind) with modular body parts so if one gets torn off in battle... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because my Force wasn't strong enough to keep the video on the front page. I know, I'm a weakling. Following in the footsteps of Star Wars Kid, somebody went and edited a lightsaber into the hands of Ninja Bear. Only problem is, he can't seem to... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2010
    Hat Cams are perfect for the spy who doesn't really understand spying. I'm looking at you, Mr. Bond. You couldn't spy your way out of a wet-paper bag with a laser watch and bow-tie camera! Also, go get tested. Hat Cams are $30 hats with a standard camera mount attached to t... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2010
    Is that an axe on your back or are you just happy to see me? Does this count as a concealed weapon if I'm wearing a Members Only jacket over it? When you're not braining zombies you don't want to have to carry your axe around by hand, do you? You need to keep those free for ... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because I know you're gonna launch the cue ball off the table breaking and I can't have it rolling around loose on the front page. The PR2 is a robot designed to play pool (read: wait till you're bent over the table lining up a bank-shot and then ... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2010
    Tsintaosaurus was like the unicorn of the Cretaceous Period. Except, instead of corns, they had penises growing out of their heads. Thanks, God! Tsintaosaurus was a duck-billed dinosaur, or Hadrosaur, that lived in China about 84 to 71 million years ago. Like many Lambeosau... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2010
    You ever wanted to eat a PB&J out of R2's head? Who hasn't? And now you can thanks to this $11 lunchbox. Whoa,11?! You can't even get a handjob candy bar for $11 anymore! There's also Boba Fett and Darth Vader models (plus a ton of others) available if the little astromech... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2010
    Because classiness knows no bounds, here's a car thong. Or maybe somebody stole a pair of your girlfriend's panties out of the dryer and slapped them on their Subaru. Hoho -- burn! Whatever the case, that car needs to learn how to wipe. I-Am-Bored via Car Thong [buzzfeed] ... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2010
    What do you get when a 5" record and a CD get together and have the sexes? Nothing silly, records and CDs can't breed! Now iPods -- oh boy. They don't just Touch. See what I did there? I'm practically unstoppable. Jeff Mills latest release, The Occurrence, is pressed on... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2010
    Some princess she turned out to be, amirite?! Geez, was there a cameraman there too? AND gaffers?! Whoa whoa whoa -- A BUFFET TABLE?!?! Oh wow. Craigslist (won't last forever) Thanks to Tecknix, who would have just yelled 'CUT!', tied everybody up, then set the house on f... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2010
    Everybody has their own personal weapon preference when it comes to braining zombies. Some prefer shotguns, others crowbars, and I like to swing my penis around like a battle axe. You too?! High-fi-- nevermind. But for those of you who haven't found that perfect zombie-lobo... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because I motorboated a mermaid on the back of a jet ski once. I know, I know, now I'm just bragging. If you haven't seen this video already it's basically an advertisement for birth control. Or maybe life vests. Whichever the case, one thing's... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2010
    Raphael, is that really you?! You...look different. Have you considered rolling around in the ooze again? Okay well I suggest drinking some this time. Ninja turtle in real life [worth1000] via The Littlest Ninja Turtle [buzzfeed]... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2010
    This is a series of photographs taken of alcoholic beverages under a microscope. This is tequila, but there are several more of my favorites after the jump. Now I don't know about you, but I'd drink every single one of them. And eat the microscope slides. This one tastes li... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2010
    Note: Slightly larger shot HERE in case you want to plan a vacation or something. This is a 3-D map of the neural connections in an owl-monkey's brain. Now I don't wanna jump to any conclusions, but I suspect it leads to buried treasure. Keep your eyes peeled for booby traps... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because I can't have you accidentally popping a boner at work. This is allegedly a never-before-seen Guitar Hero commercial featuring underwear-er Marisa Miller. It's in the same vein as their other Risky Business ripoff ads you might have seen. ... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2010
    See what I did with the title there? I worked "precious" into it. Stayed up all night coming up with that one. Kidding, the dog just whispered it in my ear. Talking pets (no you can't hump the cat!) aside, each 7-inch doll costs $13 apiece and is available for pre-order now... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2010
    You're looking at a 1:18 scale Bugatti Veyron made out of gold, platinum and diamonds. It costs $3 million. *shooting beer out my nose* Wait, what?! The world's most Luxurious and expensive model car. This unique project was a fusion between Robert Gulpen of Munich & Stuart... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2010
    So do you wanna go back to my place after the prom or do you wanna go, oh I don't know, BACK TO THE FUTURE?! My place? Gimme back that corsage, you're no date of mine! WHOA WHOA WHOA -- HAVE SEX WHAT?! Limo Win [failblog] Thanks to Sarah, who was going to the prom in Doc B... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because I don't want your crotch to catch fire on the front page. Wait -- yes, yes I do. Yes I know what tea-lights are! Does that make me gay? No, lovin' on another man's booty would make me gay. Knowing what tea-lights are just makes me appr... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2010
    So buckyballs are now available in gold, silver and black finishes ($35 + $6 handling) and I'm giving away 10 free sets from GetBuckyballs.com. It's just like last time, except instead of reading 1,600 haiku I'm just gonna give one to the first person to not post FIRST! in the... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2010
    YOW YOW! Check out the vertebrae on that one! And don't even get me started on the coccyx. Boy what I wouldn't give to be a cast on her, amirite? Calm down, that could be a man for all we know (I've been pretending it is!). The "Eizo: Pin-up Calendar 2010" is really partic... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2010
    If you haven't already heard, Wicked Lasers is selling a $200 1W blue laser that doesn't only look cool, it is cool. And by cool I mean 'powerful enough to set your f***ing skin ablaze'. The Artic emits a 445nm cool blue, ultra high power 1W beam which appears up to 4000% b... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2010
    Panasonic just announced their upcoming line of "ultra-large" (read: f***ing huge) 3-D plasma televisions. They're gonna come in 85, 103 and 152-inch flavors, which I find more than a little annoying considering I just sprung for a 151-incher last year. Typical! The Osaka fi... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2010
    Note: Videos are after the jump because I didn't want you to get so excited you blow your Geekologie-reading cover at work. The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword was officially announced at E3 yesterday, leaving me with a video game induced boner that made sleeping on my stomach ... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2010
    Note: This pic is small and doesn't do the piece justice so to see the whole thing click CHEER. Oh shit, oh shit -- spirit fingers! DeviantARTist gottabecarl went and mashed the Futurama and X-Men universes together. This is what he got. Oh really -- then what about the sup... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2010
    Looks cool. Get it? Refrigerator joke! Anyway, this is Yuriy Dmitriev's conceptual fridge of the future. OMG it's made out of Slimer. So, what is that stuff? The Electrolux blog -- which lists Dmitriev's concept as one of 25 semifinalists for this year's Electrolux Design ... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2010
    God, apparently pissed that Jesus forgot to take out the trash (read: sinners), got so upset he lightning-bolted one of Jesus' statues ablaze. Now that's some tough love. Unconditional, but tough. The "King of Kings" statue, one of southwest Ohio's most familiar landmarks, h... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because something about Oprah sucking. For those of you who haven't already seen, this is Zach. Zach has cerebral palsy and is bound to a wheelchair but is funnier and better attitude'd than every single person I know with fully-functional legs (... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2010
    Seen here using the website to expose myself on a typical Tuesday morning, Chat Roulette is considering running anti-penis software that will censor and ban dongs. Boo! Its 17-year-old Russian developer Andrey Ternovskiy is believed to be looking at implementing a service tha... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2010
    Japan, Japan, Japan -- what are we gonna do with you? KNOCK IT OFF WITH ALL THE ROBOTS ALREADY! You're giving me butt ulcers. Japanese researchers created a baby robot designed to simulate the behavior and development of a real infant in an effort to better understand how hu... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2010
    This is a Stargate built by a father/son duo to add some much needed ambiance to their backyard. Sure beats the hell out of a koi pond! This awesome homemade Stargate was built by a father and son in Australia out of wood, coat hangers, tubing and styrofoam. Good lookin', gu... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2010
    To nobody's surprise, Microsoft announced the new XBox 360 yesterday. It has a number of notable improvements over the old brick, including: shiny blackness, a 250GB drive, built-in Wi-Fi, a quieter fan and a custom Kinect port for new motion controller. All for the same pric... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2010
    Neil Caldwell has developed a way to dye bacon so it looks like a unicorn just threw up next to your pancakes. Unfortunately, he won't say how it's done. But from the look of things it involves unholy amounts of peen-shrinking Yellow #5. Love that stuff. The doctor said if ... / Continue →
  • June 14, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because I don't want your children getting any bright ideas. This is a video of a little kid getting a tooth pulled via model rocket. His dad definitely deserves a parenting award. You know, or an anonymous call to child services. Now not to br... / Continue →
  • June 14, 2010
    First he steals all the copper pipe out of my grandparents' house, now he's stealing extra dimensions! WTF, MARIO?! You have an invincibility star addiction we don't know about? Haha, what do you mean you're depressed? It doesn't have anything to do with me and the Princess... / Continue →
  • June 14, 2010
    This is a Ferrari 360 Modena spotted somewhere in Jakarta, Indonesia. If you can't tell, the owner really loves Hello Kitty. Also, ruining luxury cars. Seriously, that interior looks like straight up cat diarrhea. Hit the jump for a bunch more of the you oughta be ashamed.... / Continue →
  • June 14, 2010
    This is a shot of a Boeing F/A-18E/F Super Hornet returning from a trip through space and time. Sure you could argue those are just vapor trails, but you'd sound like an idiot and nobody will ever take you seriously again. Not that we do now anyways. Just sayin', remember th... / Continue →
  • June 14, 2010
    Lighters: they set things on fire. Sometimes it's fireworks, sometimes it's accidentally your crotch, but it's always a good time. And now you can buy Zippos that look like the SEGA Genesis and Sega Saturn. Somebody's thinking about giving crack a go! They're available in b... / Continue →
  • June 14, 2010
    Free booze: want. Bullet earphones: do not want. These Teknines Nine Millimeter Earphones from MUNITO look like bullets but they are in fact earphones. The copper alloy cases are gold plated and the cords are covered in Kevlar, and yes you will look like a pathetic wannabe ga... / Continue →
  • June 14, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because they're probably gonna remove it for copyright violation but hey -- at least there's a picture on the front page so you can make-believe what happens. This is a cute cartoon made by a Russian beer-chip manufacturer or something. It featur... / Continue →
  • June 14, 2010
    There are good mashups (my lips and a lovely lady's lips) and there are bad mashups (my ass and anything bigger than a breadbox pinky). This is one of the latter. Created by Denise Vasquez for 501st TK Project who also created the beautiful Brass Stormtrooper Helmet, this pro... / Continue →
  • June 14, 2010
    This is Monster Chess, a 12' x 12' (that's feet, not inches) robotic LEGO chess game made with over 100,000 blocks for a total build cost of ~$30K (that's thousands, not kelvin). The pieces are all controlled via laptop and I wouldn't hesitate to body-slam a rook if it got out... / Continue →
  • June 13, 2010
    Remember Avatar tattoo guy? I know, how could you forget such a glorious piece of flesh? Well dude is pleased to announce tattoo #4 has been completed and looks just as amazing as the others. Which isn't very. Or at all actually. That shit looks f***ing terrible. Hit the ... / Continue →
  • June 13, 2010
    Two idiots posted a Craigslist ad hoping to trade a 3rd generation iPod Touch and a 1/4 ounce of weed for a new iPad. They got arrested and will soon be trading their asses for cigarettes in the slammer. The pot was conveniently placed in a jar on a scale, so potential trader... / Continue →
  • June 13, 2010
    You read correctly: Batman and Superman is havin' a baby together. No word yet on the sex, but I bet it's gonna be a batboy! Get it? Because they did it in the butt. Batman's made up his mind, he's keeping Superman's baby [io9] Thanks to silvermidnight, who wants to have A... / Continue →