NOTE: There's no way you can read that chart without straining your eyes, I don't care matter how many carrots you've eaten and/or pleasured yourself with and put back in the crisper drawer. Click HERE to see the whole thing.
This is a chart explaining the science behind various PokÃ©mon characters, basically claiming that none of the monsters listed could ever exist in reality. WAY TO RUIN THE FUN, JERKS. You might as well have included Santa and the Tooth Fairy and passed the thing out at a kindergarten wearing underwear stuffed with candy. Oh I'm sorry -- did I just ruin your plan? I'm on to you.
The Physical Implausibilities of Pokemon [unrealitymag]
Thanks to lil co., who I'd carry around in a PokÃ© Ball in my pocket any day.
J.J. Abrams is going to direct the new Star Wars movie and this is an alphabetic poster of Star Wars silhouettes created by graphic artist Patrick Concepcion. You can buy a print of it at Patrick's Etsy shop HERE and teach your kids the alphabet via Star Wars. Fun! Then you ... / Continue →
Snorlax, first a beanbag chair, now a dress. I swear, what will you PokÃ©fans think of next? Please say poseable action figures, please say poseable action figures! "PokÃ©ball anal beads". GAAAAAAAAAHHH!! I must have them anyway. This is a Snorlax dress made by Etsy selle... / Continue →
Didn't see that one coming. And to think I used to have a crush on the little guy! Just goes to show, you never know what a potential lover is hiding on the inside. Granted it's usually a penis taped between her buttcheeks, but in this case it's a bunch of gears and an even ... / Continue →