Yes Please!: World's Sexiest Named Dinosaur

Now I know what you're thinking, "but GW, isn't the Horny Ballerina the sexiest dino name ever?" And the answer, my friend, is no. That one's second place now. The new blue-ribbon winner is officially Tuojiangosaurus (correctly pronounced Two-wang-oh!-sore-ass). Squire, ready my time machine! Please don't be a misnomer, please don't be a misnomer.

Chinese Dinosaur Name Shocks No One [iambored]

Thanks to junkyard dog, who bit my leg when I snuck in to steal pieces for my time machine.

'Horniest Dinosaur Ever' Discovered In Utah

My God what a sexy looking dino. He's so horny he's making me horny. Kidding, I get that way with any dino, but still, you know what I mean... More →

Tsintaosaurus: The Sexiest Dino I Ever Saw

Tsintaosaurus was like the unicorn of the Cretaceous Period. Except, instead of corns, they had penises growing out of their heads. Thanks, God! Tsintaosaurus was a duck-billed dinosaur, or... More →

Yes...YES!: Tyrannosaurs Doing It Dino-style

Now THAT'S what I'm talking about. Except I'm not so much talking as fantasizing. God I'd love to be in the middle of those two. Ha -- I guess... More →