May 13 2010Why Your Heart Hurts: A Mini Donut Machine
The $20 Mini Donut Factory may look identical to the Mini Cupcake Maker, but the similarities stop there! No, no they don't either. They're the same machine with a different insert. One makes cupcake shapes, the other buttholes. Both will make you fat if used in excess. It's true, I've only had the cupcake baker for a month now and you can already make two whole babies with the extra weight I've put on my ass. Hairy little devils too.
Hit the jump for a video of the baking excitement.
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Thanks to David B., Boston Creme Pig and The Phat Fat Man, who have all tried catching donuts on their wieners whether they'll admit it or not.
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Reader Comments
1. Daft Toasty - May 13, 2010 5:23 PM
First
and, THAT'S AWESOME
2. J - May 13, 2010 5:35 PM
These have been round (hahaha) for ages. Bought one for my brother for his birthday. He doesnt even like doughnuts. Hes a cop, i thought it was funny. He didnt.
3. Homer - May 13, 2010 5:37 PM
YES YES YES YES
4. Dishy - May 13, 2010 5:40 PM
One word: Grilled Cheese Donut Sandwiches
5. Dishy - May 13, 2010 5:42 PM
@2, that IS funny.
6. TheOriginalKat - May 13, 2010 5:58 PM
ZOMG... doughnut orgy time!
7. JJtoob - May 13, 2010 6:20 PM
@GW Haha! I bet you couldn't even flush them hairy babies down the toilet. Better put them up for adoption (Put them on your neighbor's porch).
8. OJ's Mom - May 13, 2010 6:52 PM
I want one that runs via USB. Even if it only made one donut at a time. That would be so friggin kick ass.
9. Rosalie - May 13, 2010 6:56 PM
Wait a min. This is not right. Doughnuts are fried dough in oil.. These are just .. doughnut shaped cakes. This is like taking spam and shaping it into bacon strips and saying its bacon. So not right!
10. Rosalie - May 13, 2010 7:01 PM
ok..i misspelled the s*it out of that post.. *beer* well, i'm going to make some REAL donuts.. I'll be over at all recipes dot com
11. Rosalie - May 13, 2010 9:44 PM
I guess im the only one on tonight.. post to self: Tonight i decided to make donuts.. the recipe confused me. I decided to make funnel cakes. I made 18 funnel cakes in total . I delivered them to 5 neighbor's houses's in my cul de'sac. I am a great neighbor. When i'm drunk.
12. dondons1987 - May 13, 2010 9:55 PM
if only it was USB powered.....
13. bubbatest - May 13, 2010 10:37 PM
i wont one
14. launch905 - May 13, 2010 11:32 PM
The reason my heart ACTUALLY hurts is that I've now found the one thing that will complete me, and the heart wants what the heart wants...
15. Kat - May 14, 2010 1:33 AM
yeh they have been around for years I got one when I got engaged like 3 years ago
16. m3 real - May 14, 2010 3:36 AM
I do not like to eat sweet much more but some sweets attract me a lot and donuts is one of them. I like to eat donut very much and also like to bake it at home. The above article is really nice and it is also helpful to me to make donuts at home.
17. justinadward - May 14, 2010 3:37 AM
I do not like to eat sweet much more but some sweets attract me a lot and donuts is one of them. I like to eat donut very much and also like to bake it at home. The above article is really nice and it is also helpful to me to make donuts at home.
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18. justinadward - May 14, 2010 3:38 AM
I do not like to eat sweet much more but some sweets attract me a lot and donuts is one of them. I like to eat donut very much and also like to bake it at home. The above article is really nice and it is also helpful to me to make donuts at home.
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19. Morpheus - May 14, 2010 4:04 AM
e a me รจ venuta fame!
vado alla ricerda di ciambelle! :D
20. TheOriginalKat - May 14, 2010 11:11 AM
@19- POST IN FREAKING ENGLISH. I would ask for proper English from #16 and #17, but I don't want them to strain their doughnut hoarding brains... just kidding.
21. lol123 - May 14, 2010 12:14 PM
bought one returned week later they SUCK!
22. Andrew - May 14, 2010 6:10 PM
I have one from the 70's I bought at a yard sale. It is delicious but tends to overheat and has caused 3 smallish fires. My wife banished my donut making escapades from the house so I retired the old beast and started a meth habbit because if you can't sit around watching tv all day in your underwear while eating fresh donuts, I can't see any point in life.