What The Terminator Was Really Sent For
NOTE: Video is after the jump dammit.
I always thought the whole John Connor bit was a bunch of bullshit. And you know what? I was right for once in my Godforsaken life. This is the video evidence proving what Terminators are REALLY sent back for. Which SPOILER ALERT: isn't to have sex with tanks and airplanes. I know, that was my first guess too. And not just because I personally want to travel back in time to have sex with old technology (read: dinos), but you know I 250% do and deserve it.
Hit it for the tell-all video.
Thanks to PhilRules, keith, Grammar Hammer, Kara and callulus, who all thought the Terminators were sent here to destroy the future. Destroy the future? WTF does that even mean?!
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