It would look like this. You have to hit the jump to see the rest of what happens though. Or don't. I didn't make it so I don't really care if you see it or not. You'll just be missing out when I mention it in a future post and you have no idea what I'm talking about. And then you'll ask and I'll be all, "So you have no frame of reference here, [insert your name here]! You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...", at which point you'll interrupt me. It's okay though -- you'll die of a heart attack at the bowling alley later.
Hit it for the rest. Or don't, like I said.
If Mario Was Made In 2010 [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Mark, who, with just a couple letters changed could be Mario. Isn't that something?!
Note: MUST-SEE video after the jump has a couple (literally, a couple) dirty words.
This is an incredibly well made trailer for The Brothers Mario, a make-believe Mario game in the style of a Grand Theft Auto. Admittedly, I'd play the hell out of it. Also, the skin flute pro... / Continue →
This is a little series of pictures drawn by artist H. Caldwell Tanner imagining some alternative career choices Mario could have made to make rescuing the princess easier. The last one is the best but you're gonna have to hit the jump to see it because, well, I need the click... / Continue →
This is a video preview of the new Super Mario Bros. coming out for the Wii. It looks promising and I really like how it's a nice throwback to the original. So you know what that means -- I'm gonna beat my brother in the head with the controller if his turn takes too long! (F... / Continue →