What If: Iron Man Were A Giant Crustacean?

He would look like this. Also, you'd be on your way to Costco for 80lbs of butter while I crack those claws open with a Louisville Slugger. Your adamantium skeleton can't save you now! (Amidoinitrite?)
Hit the jump for two more shots of the deliciousness.


Giant Iron Man Lobster Suit [walyou]
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