This is old so you may have already seen it. And if so, congratulations, you just earned a gold ribbon in the internet. Please print out and mail 10 proofs of 'FIRST!', 20 comments completely unrelated to the subject, and 10 more calling the person who did post 'FIRST' a dickbag, along with a homemade bomb to:
Geekologie Prize Department
Put Your Own Address Here
Your City, State And Zip
I'll be mailing your prize back in a package that looks nearly identical to the one you sent me. Make sure to open it with your face.
If browsers were women [sharenator]
Thanks to Skylar, who actually gets a real prize for sending the tip. No, not really.
From College Humor: I dunno, I always imagined my interwebs browser as a saddled velociraptor. Wearing a jetpack. With special porn goggles on.
Browsers and Transportation [buzzfeed]... / Continue →
Allegedly a guy was watching Charlie Chaplin's 1928 silent film 'The Circus' and spotted a woman in a scene walking by talking on a cell phone. I watched the footage myself, and I'm skeptical to say the least. Guy is a crazy conspiracy-theorist to say a little more. Guy shou... / Continue →
I'm bein' for real yo! In case of catastrophic interweb meltdown, seven people across the globe have magical keys (possibly carved from witch's tits) that can reboot the tubes and restore porn to the masses. Well thank God!
The plan was drawn up by the internet domain name w... / Continue →