What If?: Internet Browsers Were Womens

This is old so you may have already seen it. And if so, congratulations, you just earned a gold ribbon in the internet. Please print out and mail 10 proofs of 'FIRST!', 20 comments completely unrelated to the subject, and 10 more calling the person who did post 'FIRST' a dickbag, along with a homemade bomb to:

I'll be mailing your prize back in a package that looks nearly identical to the one you sent me. Make sure to open it with your face.

If browsers were women [sharenator]

Thanks to Skylar, who actually gets a real prize for sending the tip. No, not really.

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