WANT: LEGO Unicorn With Rainbow Blast

Unicorns, as you're probably well aware, have to power to blast rainbows out of their jewel-encrusted buttholes. It's true -- some people are convinced Leprechauns are behind the bows, but those people are morons and probably still think the earth is shaped like a waffle.

Hit the jump for a couple close-ups.

Ring ring... Hellooo? Ring ring... Hellooo? [thelivingbrick]
and
Magic LEGO Unicorn that Poops Rainbows [obviouswinner]

Thanks to Blaqk Panda, who rode a unicorn once and then mauled its face off when it wouldn't fly him over the moon.

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