I may not have had a Scout Walker Command Tower growing up, but I did have a Cabbage Patch playhouse with a hornet's nest inside. So yeah, take that! Besides, this thing looks dangerous. I can just see my younger self falling out of and winding up a crumpled mess in the sandbox below. And speaking of messes in the sandbox: did you know I once picked up a sand-covered cat turd in the sandbox thinking it was a toy? It's true, I did that.
Hit the jump for an awesome, super-limited edition (200-300) Speeder handbike that was only given out as a promotional item at department stores and movie theaters.
Photographic Evidence That Your Childhood May Have Been Seriously Lacking [io9]
Thanks to mike469x and Necromancer Fancier, who both had imaginary friends growing up and still do.
The Infinite Slinky may look like a belt sander taped to a tissue box, but I don't think that's what it is (that's exactly what it is). The device was created by Geekologie Reader (and Stupid Inventor) Zachary, who obviously grew up in a one story house. Thanks, Zachary, but... / Continue →
These are Jetovators. Jetovators are like the water-jetpacks we've seen in the past, except you ride them like a motorcycle. You know, because some guys like to feel that power between their legs. Personally, I'm happy with the feeling of my penis ping-ponging back and forth... / Continue →
This is a video of a bunch of brobros drifting their trikes/Big Wheels down steep hills in New Zealand. Sometimes with traffic coming. Plus the dude in the front doesn't even wear shoes or a helmet, so you know he doesn't give two dicks about living. A hard-ass we call guys ... / Continue →