May 4 2010A 'WTF Did I Just Watch?' Video Compilation

NOTE: Video is after the jump and NSFW due to some prison language.
This is a ten-minute video compilation of WTF moments in television and movie history from across the globe. It's scary as hell, I'm not gonna lie. You've probably seen at least some of the videos, but there were a bunch I hadn't yet, so I'm even more scarred now. Awesome. I definitely recommend watching it drunk though, because, well, I recommend watching everything drunk. Except your kids grow up, that's just f***ing depressing.
Hit it for the video.
Thanks to Richard, who has seen every clip before because he's been to the bottom of the internet and lived to send me the tip.
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Reader Comments
1. Gabe - May 4, 2010 8:15 PM
First!
2. Joe - May 4, 2010 8:15 PM
FIRST
3. eulogy - May 4, 2010 8:16 PM
THIRD
4. imraan - May 4, 2010 8:16 PM
foutrh
5. Clint - May 4, 2010 8:17 PM
No tags or article? Weird... o.0
6. SLICK THE DONNY DON WAGON - May 4, 2010 8:17 PM
LAST!
7. dylans503 - May 4, 2010 8:20 PM
whata fail
8. hehe master - May 4, 2010 8:20 PM
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. Ass - May 4, 2010 8:20 PM
Geek Writer FAIL!
10. failopedia - May 4, 2010 8:22 PM
this was a dissappointment, i was looking forward to seeing some wtf all day =/
11. SLICK THE DONNY DON WAGON - May 4, 2010 8:23 PM
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12. Winopedia - May 4, 2010 8:23 PM
Looks like he's too sloshed to put up articles the correct way :P
13. Nicholas White - May 4, 2010 8:27 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6f4_1272904024
For those wanting to know ;)
14. first - May 4, 2010 8:29 PM
FIRST!!!!
15. Tiffany - May 4, 2010 8:29 PM
Ummmm...a little confusled.
At GW and the bad rapper.
16. hehe master - May 4, 2010 9:36 PM
AHHHHHHHHHH LOVLEY!
17. thegeeksgottome - May 4, 2010 9:41 PM
...this is the perfect name for this...i have no idea what i just watched, but i know the fans and the kiddie stuff scared me the most....
18. ceci - May 4, 2010 9:52 PM
LMAO at 3:15
19. Michelle - May 4, 2010 9:59 PM
Did I just see Helen Hunts nose get picked?
20. ConantheWTF - May 4, 2010 10:21 PM
Wipe Front to Back Bitches!!!!
21. SLICK THE DONNY DON WAGON - May 4, 2010 10:58 PM
this was hilarious and freaky like that guy who chopped the other guys hands off n jizzed himself lmao
22. andrew - May 4, 2010 11:10 PM
im pretty sure this video is from tv carnage (amazing)
23. Al Bruno III - May 4, 2010 11:22 PM
So this is what it feels like to lose 1d20 SAN points.
24. Woll - May 4, 2010 11:23 PM
"Amazing Video Weirdness". A rip-off of Everything Is Terrible.
25. Jarrod - May 4, 2010 11:36 PM
Does anyone know what that clip of the scary black guy yelling at the ginger kid is from? I know I have seen it in the past but I cannot remember from where.
26. Danny V - May 4, 2010 11:42 PM
"Nobody turns down drugs!!"
Awesome
27. DilvishW - May 4, 2010 11:50 PM
Don't know how Rolling Thunder fits in here at all.
28. paul - May 4, 2010 11:50 PM
No clip from "Don't Copy that Floppy"???
29. Juvie - May 4, 2010 11:50 PM
man acid is a hell of a drug.....
30. Jarrod - May 4, 2010 11:51 PM
Nvm, found it from some documentary called Scared Straight.
31. Some Guy with Glasses - May 5, 2010 12:05 AM
Well that settles that, I won't be sleeping tonight. Or for the rest of the week. The alcohol didn't help at all...
32. wgrfgd - May 5, 2010 12:12 AM
that was so amazingly awesome i cant describe it
especially the guy saying "bitch" then he gets his arm ripped off and beaten with it
33. Robofetus-5000 - May 5, 2010 12:13 AM
ok, whatever movie it is where that guy boxes the monster and gets knocked down, i've definitetly seen it. Someone has to know what movie that is!
34. aadsfdsa - May 5, 2010 1:04 AM
well, which drink does contain more alcohol? aaarggghh i have to know now!
35. salmonella - May 5, 2010 1:06 AM
wyf why are the gimps kicking normal guy's asses?!?!
36. ELH - May 5, 2010 1:55 AM
@34, they all contain roughly the same amount
37. shwee - May 5, 2010 2:03 AM
Haha, the clip where the kid is holding on to a guys pocket and getting screamed at about sucking dicks is from Scared Straight. We had to watch that whole documentary when I was in high school.
38. Wolfman-Al - May 5, 2010 2:23 AM
Think about it, all of this has been bradcasted. Its floating through space to recieved by alien intelligence ome distant day. This is the testament of the human race. And that makes me kinda sad.
39. assad - May 5, 2010 2:57 AM
The song around 7:10 doesn't differ at all from the British music videos.
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41. guydrinkingbeer - May 5, 2010 7:59 AM
Man, I don't know.... I just don't know
42. Allegro - May 5, 2010 9:21 AM
double-you tee eff
43. naas - May 5, 2010 9:24 AM
@11 that was awesome, I sang along as I read those rhymes & couldn't stop from dancing a little
this video is like a retro acid flashblack
44. Sjoelle - May 5, 2010 9:24 AM
Whats up with the faggy hand, at about 2:55???
45. Shaka Zulu - May 5, 2010 9:29 AM
That was soo terrifying for me to watch '_'.... Gosh man, makes the bullshit of today look like platinum!
46. ORLY - May 5, 2010 9:52 AM
I am the greatest! Hands down the bestestestestest!
47. ryan - May 5, 2010 10:35 AM
This reminds me of something tobacco would show at a show.
48. grandwizerd - May 5, 2010 10:57 AM
It appears that very few people here have seen a video mixtape. Which is exactly what it sounds like. retard-o-tron 1&2 are good examples.
so are:
video Armageddon
crazy dave tape
there are hundreds of them around.
any one know where this one is from?
49. Liquid Tension - May 5, 2010 11:08 AM
I will never enter this page again!!!!
50. Chris - May 5, 2010 11:20 AM
@33:
I've seen it too! My GOD this is going to drive me nuts! Come on Geekologie Army! Let's pull together and find out what movie is shown at 3:20 in the video!
I want to watch it again....
51. SlowMonkey - May 5, 2010 11:26 AM
So which one has more alcohol you basterds? And what happens to green shirt for daring to play air guitar? I fuckin hate you not telling the end.
52. Mikka - May 5, 2010 11:27 AM
Omg. Whats with the oral? *is freaked out*
I think the thing that worried me most is those two puppets sarcastically laughing. What the eff was that all about??
53. RealityRelax - May 5, 2010 1:20 PM
@35: That's a clip from the movie "Crippled Masters", where these two enemies betrayed by the emperor hone thier abilities to become the strongest fighting force ever. 8 Jade horses save their butt from the turtle-backed emperor by showing them a super secret kung-fu move.
#13 Wost movie of all time, according to some lists. Pretty quality.
54. james - May 5, 2010 2:02 PM
4:10 its hilter!
55. Anon - May 5, 2010 2:23 PM
What's 8:58 - 9:12 from? I need to watch it.
56. Jim Shooter - May 5, 2010 3:52 PM
The feminen walking B-boy made my skin feel gross.
57. John Connor - May 5, 2010 5:11 PM
did anyone get equally creeped out by the ghostbuster's ghost when he gave the boy the cereal and looked right at him as he licked his mouth!?!?!?! *cringes*
58. mwzrd - May 5, 2010 5:21 PM
@22 andrew
i LOVE tv carnage. awesome.
59. sasja - May 5, 2010 5:47 PM
1:40 - 2:15 BEST PART
60. MoD - May 5, 2010 6:26 PM
EPIC!
61. That Girl - May 5, 2010 6:47 PM
I just want to see the guy with no arms (:29) fight the guy with no legs (8:19) .
62. TF - May 5, 2010 6:57 PM
? Mental .. . . Please can someone tell me the show 7:45 is from????
63. mitch - May 5, 2010 7:55 PM
@55
It's called Mystics in Bali.
64. Mongo - May 6, 2010 12:01 AM
At 4:38, the guy with the shotgun is Tommy Lee Jones.
65. Niblet - May 6, 2010 5:44 AM
That pretty much sums up t.v. of the late 20th century, but the best was what the pissed off black guy said to the ginger teen, "... you're gonna wash my socks and suck my dick when it gets HARD!" LOL, for real that shit should be included in wedding vows.
66. alex - May 6, 2010 12:16 PM
Thanks GW, thanks a bunch.
67. pc - May 7, 2010 1:17 AM
@50, @33 ive been trying to find out what that movie is called for months! another classic i found was robot jox which was easy, but this one might not be on imdb, or maybe just without descriptive tags. i searched "human champion" and "alien tournament" and stuff relating to the bull guy he fights at the end, but to no avail. it couldnt have been made later than '86, but that doesnt really narrow much down.
68. AmstraD - May 7, 2010 7:12 AM
They forgot this : http://play-wtf-repeat.blogspot.com/2010/05/fashion-wtf-bundesliga-show.html
69. ashamed I know the movie - May 7, 2010 12:03 PM
The movie at 3:20 is called Arena. They used to show it all the time on The Movie Channel when I was a kid. Sadly, I know I watched it all the way through because I was a complete potato during the summer at times.
70. Saint C - May 10, 2010 9:56 AM
Definitely go download (legal and for free!) Retard-O-Tron #1 and Retard-O-Tron #2! It has similar clips, maybe even more extreme, and both DVDs last over 90 minutes.
There is also a wiki page for video mixtapes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_mixtape
71. YG - May 21, 2010 5:50 PM
The most scary part of the video:
THAT FEMALE BEE IS A FUCKING DUDE!
72. edc - June 3, 2010 7:23 AM
I'm terrified by how many movie I recognized, like arena, and crippled masters
73. Kevin - January 16, 2011 2:14 AM
I'm sure this is how future generations will look back on the YouTube videos of today.
74. Celina - February 8, 2011 1:59 PM
What is that movie that starts at 8:38 named? I most DEF need to see that one.