May 22 2010Three Ewok Deathstar Shirt: That's No Moon!
It's a space station. As you may or may not know, the t-shirt was invented in 1722 by a Mr. Nathanial T. Shirk to keep your nipples from falling off. One misnomer at the London patent office later and the rest, my friends, is history. A history I just made up. Which let's be honest, is far more interesting than the real thing. Did I ever tell you the one about how our solar system was created by two magicians fighting over a turtle? Okay that one's actually true.
Thanks to Alex, L3g3ndQ, mike469x and wulk, who all would have bought it if it came in a rayon blend.
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Reader Comments
1. plaidvampire - May 22, 2010 9:19 PM
Yeah, you do deserve a beer.
2. DissolvedGirl - May 22, 2010 9:23 PM
Second!
3. Reverand Eskimobob - May 22, 2010 10:00 PM
THIRD!
4. Demi - May 22, 2010 10:35 PM
they look like mutant koalas
5. Jared - May 22, 2010 10:48 PM
I MAY BE DRUNK AND TIRED, BUT THAT IS THE SICKEST SHIRT EVER! ....ever.
6. Moss - May 22, 2010 11:11 PM
I approve.
7. Jasmin - May 22, 2010 11:29 PM
I must say that actually look better than they did in the movie; those Ewoks.
Cool shirt!!!
8. TetterkeT - May 23, 2010 12:23 AM
Yub yub.
9. Metadork - May 23, 2010 3:58 AM
screw you GW, you brilliant fucking douche bag. I hate your guts (even though they taste like chicken).
10. Dan - May 23, 2010 4:48 AM
Fuck yeah.
11. jc - May 23, 2010 5:15 AM
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12. Ptentacle - May 23, 2010 11:33 AM
Diskworld?
13. Mike w - May 23, 2010 12:16 PM
I'm sitting here in my three keyboard cat moon shirt, looking at my next purchase. WANT WANT WANT.
14. forex robots reviews - May 23, 2010 1:37 PM
I must say that actually look better than they did in the movie.
15. MrG - May 24, 2010 10:37 AM
not like this thing needs anymore of a following, but here's the original: http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Wolf-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A