Always thought you'd make a good Han Solo? You're the only one. It's true, your mom thought you should audition for Jar Jar. But now you can fulfill your dreams anyway with JibJab's 'Star Wars: Starring You'. You just go to the website, upload some pictures of you and your friends (or a bunch of penises0, and next thing you know, BOOM, you're saving the galaxy and shit. Whee! Now get out there and motorboat Leia's golden boobies for me! Kidding, that doesn't really happen outside your dreams. Or the picture I just drew. See? I gave you big lips.
Star Wars Starring You [jibjab]
Thanks to Melonie, Jackie and Ken, who got in a fist fight over who would be Lando Calrissian. Well, I guess there's only one way to solve this: I'll be Lando.
Remember Star Wars Uncut, the online project in which 473 people recreated 15-second clips from Star Wars: A New Hope with cardboard costumes and/or LEGO and the world's shittiest CGI? Well the project has been completed, and there's a five minute trailer after the jump. And ... / Continue →
This is a little gallery of Star Wars characters' Facebook status updates and replies. They're worth a few laughs. Not as many as if we had a tank of nitrous, but some. Just close your eyes and imagine your best friend getting rammed in the nuts by a kid on a Razor scooter. ... / Continue →
This is the plot of the original Star Wars trilogy as told by some chick who has never seen them all the way through and has no idea what the f*** is going on. I highly recommend watching it. Joe Nicolosi, the maker of the film, even added some great animations to spice thing... / Continue →