Star Wars Day, May The 4th Be With You

May 4th is Star Wars Day, so yeah, Happy Star Wars Day. You're supposed to run around telling everyone, "May the 4th be with you" because it's a Star Wars related pun, but I'm just gonna start drinking after breakfast instead. And since tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo I probably won't start making sense again till Thursday afternoon at the earliest. Unless you're convinced I've never made sense in which case you're right -- I don't mess with change, son, I'm only after that paper money. DOLLAR DOLLAR BILLS, BOOOOOI! Wow, I can't believe I typed that. Yes, yes I can (I skipped breakfast).
May the 4th be with you! [tampabay]
and
May the fourth be with you [creationrex]
Thanks to Aisha and Jeff, who are both dressed to the nines like Jedis today. Did I say nines? I meant elevens.
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