May 11 2010'Spike Your Juice' Kit Turns Any Fruit Juice Into Delicious Booze In Two Days And $10
The $10 'Spike your Juice' kit comes with everything you need to turn six 64oz bottles of fruit juice into booze in as little as two days, using rapidly fermenting yeast and black magic. It's simple (thanks little wizards)!
1. Pick your juice (minimum sugar of 20g/serving, no pre-refrigerated juices, no artificially sweetened juices, no unfiltered juices)2. Spike your juice (pour packet into juice)
3. Seal with included Airlock
After 48 hrs start sampling
* If satisfied, close bottle with Rubber Stopper, refrigerate and enjoy
* for a stronger and dryer taste with increased alcohol content, re-seal with Airlock and Rubber Stopper and continue storing at room temperature until satisfied
Juice will continue to booze-ify even after two days up to around 14% alcohol depending on the juice's original sugar content and time it's left out. THEN DRINK IT AND GET ALL F***ED UP! Then puke in your girlfriend's car and get in a fight about your drinking problem! What? No I'm not writing from experience (mind if I crash at your place for a few nights?).
Thanks to Jeremy and deez figs, who have both drank toilet wine and subsequently puked. Really? I love that shit.
Reader Comments
1. Jarrad - May 11, 2010 10:16 PM
First!
2. Shelby - May 11, 2010 10:18 PM
Dude! Second!!!!!
3. Pwang - May 11, 2010 10:23 PM
LOL freakin genius!!!!!!!
4. Nikky - May 11, 2010 10:24 PM
This is a great post. I was about to share this article with others when I realized your site doesn't come with a "SHARE" button that links to twitter/facebook etc. You & Superfish should probably invest in that, because it's the new big deal. I have gotten used to the simplicity of clicking a button to share with the world.
5. dinomegrawr - May 11, 2010 10:31 PM
I agree with Nikki. I usually just copy&paste the article links to my FB for everyone to see.
6. Daniel - May 11, 2010 10:31 PM
Wouldn't it be easier to go to a liquor store and buy some booze?
7. TheBard - May 11, 2010 10:34 PM
this would be perfect for making pruno in prison ...
8. Turd Boat - May 11, 2010 10:36 PM
This. Is. AWESEMO!
9. JohnnyTToxic - May 11, 2010 10:42 PM
So it's packets of quick active yeast and yeast nutrient, then?
How overpriced.
10. Jzzzzzzames - May 11, 2010 11:08 PM
It's just an airlock and a packet of yeast, you can walk into any homebrew / winemaking store in the country and buy the same exact thing for less than $5... Now I'm just imagining people trying to ferment Sunny Delight, this is a really bad idea for a product, but a really good way to rip off stupid people
11. J - May 11, 2010 11:11 PM
I tried this ages ago with plain old yeast in a bottle of OJ left on the window sill in my office for a few weeks. Yeah, not quite the same and kind of unpleasant to taste.
12. Shadoglare - May 12, 2010 12:01 AM
LOL yes! What a modern & convenient way to make prison wine in a bottle!
13. Diamond - May 12, 2010 12:08 AM
What Jzzzzzzames said. Also, you can do it in the 6.5 gallon size. And your bedroom will smell like apple farts. God I love drinking the booze I make... it's better than yours!
14. Greenman - May 12, 2010 12:13 AM
Sounds stupid enough for me to try.
15. Rutter - May 12, 2010 12:38 AM
For $10, why the hell not try it. I just ordered one, come on juice-booze!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16. gate bracelets - May 12, 2010 12:38 AM
God I love drinking the booze I make...
17. wine-o - May 12, 2010 4:33 AM
This is lame. I make homemade wine and it is difficult enough to get it to taste right. It will never produce a drinkable product and just put people off proper homebrewing.
18. Daisy - May 12, 2010 7:39 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This is exactly like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max showed Jake some protein juice that he picked up at a shady store. With this juice Jake synthesized a homemade steroid to beat down Ryan. Though unfortunately it fell into the hands of tony stark.
19. a - May 12, 2010 7:42 AM
OH GOD PLEASE DON'T ADD THAT "SHARE" SHIT.
HOLY FUCK I HATE THAT
WHO REALLY USES IT? 2 PEOPLE? THE TWO THAT COMMENTED?
HATE ALL MY HATE
lazy fucking dick assholes
20. Jazzman - May 12, 2010 9:04 AM
why don't you just buy a bottle of Henn... you won't have to wait the 2 days!!!
21. Daisy Douche - May 12, 2010 9:17 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This is exactly like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max tries to kiss Daisy on the mouth and Daisy says, "No, I don't like other men" really loudly and then whispers quietly to Max, "Meet me behind the dumpster in five minutes". Daisy then proceeds to perform every sort of sexual pleasure on Max until the sun comes up.
22. suomynonA - May 12, 2010 9:29 AM
How about simply buying beer? You dont have to wait 2 days.
I am disappointed in you GW, pssh, waiting is for panzys.
23. Otto - May 12, 2010 10:07 AM
Jesus, that's disgusting.
Seriously, if you want to make booze, go spend $40 at your local homebrew store and make some booze. It's easy, it's cheap, and it won't taste like prison toilet wine.
If you do want to try this yourself, here's a much cheaper way.
1. Go to the homebrew store, and ask the guy for some brewer's yeast. You want a few packets of wine yeast, but a basic cheap beer yeast will work just as well. Yeast is cheap verging on free, the guy might just give you a few packets.
2. Take a plastic vessel that can be sealed easily. Make an airlock on it. Basically, you want some way for air to get out but not in. This is easier than it sounds. Simplest way is to attach a tube to the top then run the tube down into a bucket of water. Air on the inside will go up the tube and down into the water, but air outside can't go the other way (through the water).
3. Put fermentable stuff in the vessel. Add the yeast. Seal it. Best stuff to use will have no preservatives and lots of sugars.
4. Wait a day and you'll start to see the air bubbles coming out of the water bucket. Wait until they stop.
5. Open the thing up and remove the liquid. There may be leftover sediment at the bottom, try to leave it there when transferring the liquid. Chill it. Drink.
My favorite thing to make is Apfelwein. To make, you mix 5 gallons of cheap apple juice with 4 pounds of sugar and ferment it. Cheap, easy, comes out around 14% or so. Very good chilled on a hot summer day.
24. david R - May 12, 2010 10:25 AM
OMG. Turboyeast for kids? 1: will taste like SHIT, that is why they don't sell drinks fermented in 24hr, 2: EW EW EW. They say nothing about racking it. All these idiots will be drinking the yeast cake on the bottom I bet. 3: great, HS kids making crapwine in their lockers at school Great move.
25. Goblin - May 12, 2010 11:10 AM
why not just pour some vodka in your juice?
26. kilaria - May 12, 2010 3:48 PM
i agree with @25 lol no better way. i really can imagine it tasting very good after 2 days ewewew
27. Jacob - May 12, 2010 7:54 PM
I like to ferment my own Urine
28. Betty Larceny - May 16, 2010 9:30 PM
Bought it...works GREAT! 3 gallons of sweet booze for $10, beat THAT! (There is a Force Ten hangover that goes with it though...)
29. Chelsea - June 30, 2010 10:40 PM
Receive 25% off a case of Spike Your Juice using coupon code BRANDON001. Enjoy! This product is wonderful btw I highly recommend.
30. mike - October 3, 2010 8:24 AM
enough with the hate people, and get off your high pedestals. it's like disposable cameras. this is for the DIYfers, basically trying out something and learning along the way. Of course it's not for anyone serious about making legit tasting wine, enough to bottle! sure there are cheaper way to get the required materials. But it's $10 bucks, you'll save two McDonald's meal; big deal!. but you get to try it out and have fun in the process.
I bought it and waiting for the next two days right now.