Shoryuken: Arguably The Most Impressive Sexual Move To Have In Your Arsenal

Note: Video is after the jump and NSFW NSFW NSFW due to 360-degrees of penis plus naked chick with bubble butt.

This is a video of some guy about to have the sexual intercourses with a ladyfriend but decides to throw a couple Street Fighter shoryukens in the air before stumbling into the camera and remaining a virgin after all. Smooth move buddy, and you were this close.

Hit it for the NSFW video.

WTF Shoryuken!? [videolog]

Thanks greg, but I'll be sticking with the pterodactyl. CAW, CAW!

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