Newest Playboy To Feature 3-D Centerfold
Because Avatar has effectively rendered 2-D obsolete, this month's Playboy will feature a 3-D centerfold. Just don't forget to take the glasses off before leaving your bedroom or we'll all know what you were doing in there!
"What would people most like to see in 3-D?" asked Playboy founder Hugh Hefner. "Probably a naked lady."
"In today's print environment you have to create newsstand events," said the editorial director of the Chicago-based magazine, Jimmy Jellinek.Jellinek said he hopes the issue featuring centerfold Hope Dworaczyk in 3-D also reminds people that for all the infatuation with the Internet, there is nothing quite like having a magazine in your hands.
You know what else there's nothing quite like having in your hands, Jimmy? Another man's penis. Love it or hate it, you've gotta admit there's nothing quite like it!
Playboy 3D: Centerfold Hope Dworaczyk Will Jump Off The Page [huffingtonpost]
Thanks to jediGK and Jacob, who don't need blue and red glasses to see boobs in 3-D because they see the real deal. Wait -- really?!
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