Mmm, Nutty: McDonalds Ogre-Load McFlurry
Tempting, but I prefer my ogre-loads au naturale: salty. Plus green!
McDonalds Unveils New Ogre Ejaculate McFlurry Flavor [buzzfeed]
Thanks to couch sweet potato and Becca, who have both tried Fairy Berry Blasts and claim they stained their shirts. I believe it.
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The Drinkclip Beltclip is a $5 clip for your belt that holds a beverage instead of a cellphone or laser blaster. You should still wear it right next to your cellphone though. Both of them. I mean, if you want to look cool. Plus fill it with the hottest coffee possible. I'm... / Continue →
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This is a giant Alien queen statue made out of scrap metal. She's scary as hell and will give you the worst kind of STD if you try making love to her: penis tetanus. NO LOCKBALLS FOR ME THANK YOU VERY MUCH! The recycled sculpture is an assembly of over 4000 individual parts,... / Continue →
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Listen, I love the booze more than anything, but there's no way I'm drinking a curdled shot, I don't care how much it looks like a delicious brain. I've been tricked into it before, and I'm definitely not doing it on purpose. But, if you insist on being grody: bloody brain s... / Continue →
