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LOLWUT?!: Teenage Mutant Ninja...Bear?

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Note: Video is after the jump because this bear's ninja moves are so fierce they could kill you on the front page.

This is a video of a bear at the Hiroshima Zoo named Cloud. Cloud is trying out for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and wants to work the bō staff like Donatello. He's good too. The Youtube user that shot video claims it hasn't been sped up or altered in away way, which I 100% believe. I also believe it's actually a monkey wearing a bear suit. You can't do that shit without opposable thumbs!

Hit the jump for a minute and a half of bō-spinning action.

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Thanks to Richard, Fernando, JBantha, Charley Brown and Dean, who know for a fact this guy stole all his moves from Kung Fu Panda.

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