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Jesus Has Returned, Already Struck By Car

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That's right folks, Lord Jesus Christ has returned, and some WOMAN has already run him over with a car. Typical.

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.


Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Capt. Scott Savino told the paper.

Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

Wait wait wait -- all she got was a citation? THAT'S IT?! The bitch ran over THE SON OF GOD. I say we stone her to death.

Lord Jesus Christ (his real name) hit by car [msnbc]

Thanks to FDSY, who once ran over the devil, threw it in reverse and did it again. And to Dos, who noted he was surprised this happened considering Jesus was using the "cross"walk and everything.

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