I'd Hit That -- With Syrup!: A Pikachu Pancake

I typically avoid foods that are made to look like faces with the exception of pizza and cookies and virtually any other food you can make look like a face including actual human faces. You think I won't tear yours off with my teeth? You're right, I won't. It's the acne.

This Pikachu Pancake Does Not Look Good [kotaku]

Thanks to Duran, who would have smothered that shit in butter and syrup and eaten a stack of them. Or vomited trying.

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