May 25 2010How Pr0n Affects Your Life, The Graph

God, I can't even count the number of horse penises I've seen in my life, but it's definitely in the tens. OF THOUSANDS. Jk, jk. Millions. What? No you can't use my computer, you'll probably download malware.
The Graphic Truth [collegehumor]
Thanks to Rosy Palms, who -- oh God please tell me you haven't been diddling the Jetson's maid! No? Just masturbating like you're gonna lose both arms tomorrow? Okay cool.
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Reader Comments
1. Alan - May 25, 2010 2:13 PM
first!!!!
2. Gimp Samurai - May 25, 2010 2:18 PM
@1 gay!
3. naas - May 25, 2010 2:18 PM
number of horse penises seen HA!!
4. Dishy - May 25, 2010 2:20 PM
Do unicorn penises count?
5. Ollie Williams - May 25, 2010 2:20 PM
I've seen way more horse penis' than this graph could ever show.
6. Dick Niggerson - May 25, 2010 2:23 PM
I consider blue, yellow and red to be quite useful.
7. Richard McBeef - May 25, 2010 2:29 PM
i am thinking that there would be a linear relationship between the amount of porn watched and most of the effects, rather than a logarithmic one.
There is no reason why horse penis exposure should dramatically increase with just a small increase in the upper reaches of porn viewing.
8. Dan - May 25, 2010 2:31 PM
@7
I have an idea man, how about you STFU and look at this as a raibow on acid?thanks
9. naas - May 25, 2010 2:52 PM
@4 yes.... and any of them shitting rainbows is a plus
@5 after the numerous friday night benders you've hosted & I've witnessed, yes you have
10. naas - May 25, 2010 2:56 PM
@8 how about you read that shit twice & get a fucking clue.
He means anything that has a horse penis rating added to it should dramatically increase the size of your small penis that was found dismembered under the chair & being chewed on by the cat.
You STFU... You're a firstard anyways so you don't even deserve to talk.thanks
11. Porn Fan - May 25, 2010 3:04 PM
@7,
Actually the graphic representation here could make sence for horse penis viewing. Who here looks for a horse penis the first time they check out porn? Nobody does that. Eventually seeing some chick getting railed by a dude gets old so people start looking for odd stuff, like a horse give it to some poor woman.
12. Porn Fan - May 25, 2010 3:06 PM
@7,
Actually the graphic representation here could make sence for horse penis viewing. Who here looks for a horse penis the first time they check out porn? Nobody does that. Eventually seeing some chick getting railed by a dude gets old so people start looking for odd stuff, like a horse give it to some poor woman. The effect would cause a large increase in horse penis views in a shorter amount of time than previously and eventually people would get addicted to seeing horse penises and would increase the frequency of views.
13. sprinkles - May 25, 2010 3:07 PM
@7 ummm the only logarithmic relationship is the orange one. Exposure to horse penises increases exponentially with porn viewing, which is pretty freakin hilarious anyway, so I agree with 8, get over it, and if you're gonna analyze a graph, do it correctly.
14. Mr. Tinkle - May 25, 2010 3:10 PM
haha. That's absolutely true!!
15. Richard McBeef - May 25, 2010 3:14 PM
forearm strength is also logarithmic so if your gonna analyze my analysis, do it correctly.
@12 - I believe it.
16. penis pal - May 25, 2010 3:18 PM
do they mean real horse penises or hung like a horse penises?
17. naas - May 25, 2010 3:23 PM
I haven't read this much talk about horse penis since hacking Ollie Williams' iphone, this is a record breaker folks.
What a great read, except for @8's whining of course
18. Horse Penis - May 25, 2010 3:25 PM
:)
I'm popular!
19. Jaja - May 25, 2010 3:26 PM
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUEEEEEE!!!!1!1!!1oneoneone1!
20. Peter - May 25, 2010 3:32 PM
I think the graph is wrong. The "amount of porn you watch" should be the vertical axis.
21. Ollie Williams - May 25, 2010 3:46 PM
@ naas
I'm jumping off the iPhone boat in a week and a half. You can have mine and all the horse penis pictures it comes with. You should probably buy a solid steel safe and a 24-hour guard. It's that important, but then, you know that.
22. naas - May 25, 2010 3:52 PM
That's gigs of horse penis pictures Ollie.... For sure!!!
23. Rod-Man - May 25, 2010 3:54 PM
This is pretty accurate.
24. Two Worlds - May 25, 2010 4:00 PM
THIS IS ALL TRUE.
(oh god so lonely)
25. Same Guy - May 25, 2010 4:01 PM
Heh this is a lie, my last ex gf surfed /d/ almost exclusively!
26. Horsey Mcpenis - May 25, 2010 5:17 PM
Im a lonely horse, i got to lonely horses .com and have raging sex with poor women, my pictures are floating out in cyberspaceee!!!!111
btw midget pron?
27. furp - May 25, 2010 5:59 PM
old. like really really old.
28. Omnias - May 25, 2010 9:41 PM
@24 you and I both
29. Porn Freak Bastard - May 26, 2010 8:15 AM
I don't agree with the forearm part, that would mean wrist action but usually the wrist is locked and it's a whole arm movement thing. I'm just saying if it built forearm strength I'd have forearms like freakin' Popeye the sailor.
30. anon 134213 - May 26, 2010 11:40 AM
THE GAME!