How To: Make A 46,000 Calorie Kit-Kat Bar

Love Kit-Kats but decided they aren't making you fat enough, fast enough? Well now you can create your own 46,000 calorie version (with bonus 1,860 grams of saturated fat!) in just six days with this simple tutorial. Don't say I never gave you anything. Well go on -- open it! *unwrapping* Type 2 diabetes!
Hit the jump for the picture tutorial.

How To Make A Giant Kit Kat [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Clarissa, who once made an 80 pound Reese's Peanut Butter Cup and then bathed in it. God I bet you smelled good.
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