How Pr0n Affects Your Life, The Graph

God, I can't even count the number of horse penises I've seen in my life, but it's definitely in the tens. OF THOUSANDS. Jk, jk. Millions. What? No you can't use my computer, you'll probably download malware.

The Graphic Truth [collegehumor]

Thanks to Rosy Palms, who -- oh God please tell me you haven't been diddling the Jetson's maid! No? Just masturbating like you're gonna lose both arms tomorrow? Okay cool.

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