May 12 2010He's On The Mushrooms: Mario Intervention

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Note: Short (2:00) and long (10:00) versions of the video are both after the jump.

Mario, like most of us heroes, is an addict. Except instead of Flintstones vitamins and pinball, Mario is into the mushrooms. The hard stuff. Kidding, mushrooms aren't actually hard. They're kind of dry and the texture makes me want to vomit just thinking about it even if I'm thinking about it mixed with a spoonful of peanut butter. Did I mention they like to get stuck between your teeth? Stay away from drugs, kids. This is a video about Mario's intervention. I didn't watch it, but if it's anything like The Sopranos episode Luigi will probably whip his ass for accidentally sitting on Yoshi and suffocating him. It was made by Nocturnal Emissions, the same guys that did the Rampage and Paperboy movies. But what you really want to see is the other video of theirs I posted after the jump. It's about a company that's in the business of inventing new sexual terms. It's completely 100,000% NSFW and unsuitable for anybody of any age and shouldn't be viewed by humans at all but my dog watched it twice and then hacked up a piece of partially chewed rawhide.

Hit it for the videos.

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Que perfct time pro que luigi try for anu.

what he said^

So WHY does he need to stop eating mushrooms?
nothing wrong with shrooms..... just sayin

The third one was like watching one of my boss' powerpoints, but without the excitement and drama. Ouch.

Sad,,,

I want to see Rose naked.

I did not know Toadstool worked at Walmart

Maybe you should watch the videos you post before hand GW this stuff sucks.

That last one was ... memorable. I'm gonna send it to my Mom.

It's NSFW tho. You shoulda warned me.

Loves it!

whats the song thats played a few seconds in, when the girl looks at the papers?

the song is a soft piano version of mario bros 2 in the garden.

Song on which video?

Luigi being played by a girl ruined it for me, just didn't work
although i liked the way bowser was worked in

and that snail trail sounds interesting, i'll try anything sexual once

i could go the rest of life not seeing another Mario/ Zelda/ SFII/ star wars parody, and be perfectly happy. The market is saturated, so is my crack.

I KNOW HOW THEY MAKE MONEY!

They do some stuff with the thing, get other people to do another thing, take pictures, and sell them on Ebay. They're basically a porn company!

luigi was hot

@13, sorry i meant to say the third video

SNAIL TRAIL!!!!

Mushrooms aren't addictive..

@18 the first song is by Lykke Li Im good, I'm gone http://www.lykkeli.com/music.htm

I want to see Rose naked.

how many times are they gonna make this joke about mario brothers.

You can go through the whole game without touching a mushroom.

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