May 25 2010Has Anyone Seen The Dog?: Skamper Ramp

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Don't want your dog drowning in the pool? Get one of those above-ground joints. But GW -- what if I already have an in-ground pool and am too cheap to fill it with concrete? Then you obviously don't care about your pets -- unless -- UNLESS you order a Skamper Ramp (I should really go into advertising). Which, fun fact: I've got skamper. It's like that newfangled swagger all the kids are talking about, but 100x cooler. Plus I get to wear my pants real low. You know, show off the buttcheeks.

Skamper-Ramp is white and it angles down into the water, enabling your pet--and even critters to see it leading out, day or night, 24/7. Skamper-Ramp provides peace-of-mind because your pet (or the critter you didn't want to see there in the first place!)can 'scamper' out of the water--pool or walled pond, even back on a dock or boat ALL BY ITSELF!

The ramp comes in two sizes and cost $70 and $100. Alternatively, drain your pool till there's only water in the deep end. Now I know what you're thinking, "Jesus GW, does your genius know no bounds?" And it doesn't. That shit's boundless. Plus ball-gagless.

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Skamper Ramp offers safe way out of a pool [coolestgadgets]

Thanks to Liquid Tension, who doesn't need a ramp to get out of the pool because she never swims without a life vest rocket pack.

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1. -Lmega5- - May 25, 2010 10:23 AM

first...etc etc...

2. Almighty Sheep Wielder - May 25, 2010 10:23 AM

\m/ ^_^ \m/

3. Dan - May 25, 2010 10:24 AM

You can actually eat dogs in certain countries.

FOOD.

4. TheOriginalKat - May 25, 2010 10:35 AM

I got Skamper twice your size... Yo. XD Okay, so failed attempt...yo, Hey, maybe its cause I got TOO MUCH Skamper for you... yo. YAH... yo.

5. sierra - May 25, 2010 10:51 AM

i really wnat to jump your bones.

6. DC Leisurist - May 25, 2010 11:04 AM

Also, for the very fat or those in electric wheelchairs.

7. Crowley - May 25, 2010 12:46 PM

haha or your dog could just not be a pussy... my 5 year old golden retriever just jumps in from our deck to our above ground pool and can use the ladder to get out.

8. Dishy - May 25, 2010 2:05 PM

Liquid Tension's a gal?

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