HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, Get Out There And Hug Your Mother! (If You Don't I'm Going To)
Happy Mother's Day mothers! I hope you're all having a great one. And for you non-mothers out there: sorry, today's not your day. But no complaining -- you get the other 364 days of the year. Okay so you really only get your birthday and usually everyone forgets about that. WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD SETTLE DOWN AND POP OUT A BABY. Kidding, please don't breed. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!
Thanks to my mom, hands down the best one ever. Sorry but it's true.