Freebies!: Get Portal Free Now Till May 24th
If you haven't played Portal now's your chance to do it for free. Valve is giving away free downloads of the hit from now until May 24th. All you have to do is go to THIS WEBSITE and click that big-ass red button. Before you know it you'll be jumping through holes and coming out other ones with the promise of complimentary cake. But don't be fooled, SPOILER ALERT: there is no cake. I did make sweet, sweet love to my companion cube though. Yeah, we're in love.
Thanks to Darken, GingerJohn, injectlove, rmtcts and snowman, who once Portal'd their way into the women's restroom but got stuck in a stall listening to a woman who ate bad Chinese flap her o-ring.
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Holy crap somebody went and made the gun from Portal. I have absolutely no shame in telling you all I am going to steal the device, and then use it to rob a bank and escape the po-po. Developed by Aperture Science, this Handheld Portal Device is an extremely limited edition (... / Continue →
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"Hey kids, who wants free cake?!" aperture science van tooling around, scaring the hell out of people [technabob]... / Continue →
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This is a real game in development featuring Super Mario Bros. BUT WITH PROTALS!!!!11 (Protals are the new portals btw). It will eventually be released for free but you can't play it yet because, well, that's life. Oh shishi, you want some game facts? COO BRO I GOT THAT. ... / Continue →
