May 11 2010Fake Science: Better Than The Real Thing

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Fake Science
is a little website of old science textbook illustrations with accompanying make-believe facts. It's pretty awesome, although still in its infancy so there isn't a whole lot of content yet (only two pages). I posted a handful of my favorites after the jump, but it might be worth bookmarking and checking out again later. Or, you know, completely forgetting about. Not unlike everything I learned in school. Suck it trigonometry -- I've never used you in real life! Stop laughing, philosophy, I only attended you high.

Hit it to get your learn on with four more.

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Fake Science

Thanks to sham, lando_33 and Captain McCant Throw A Pitch Down The Middle, who believe everything they read and are ruining themselves with Geekologie.

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FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.

This is exactly like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max tries to kiss Daisy on the mouth and Daisy says, "No, I don't like other men" really loudly and then whispers quietly to Max, "Meet me behind the dumpster in five minutes". Daisy then proceeds to perform every sort of sexual pleasure on Max until the sun comes up.

Sound theories yes.

LOL at the Dinos.

Got a good laugh out of this, but I dunno...that last one seems true to me.

How can you protect your computer from viruses?
put a plastic bag over it when it gets turned on...

@1 Douche-Actual - (Adj) A person who is a waste of oxygen; an idiot. Also used to describe a male / female (N) that won't let you run your game. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing (V)

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.

This is exactly like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max tries to kiss Daisy on the mouth and Daisy says, "No, I don't like other men" really loudly and then whispers quietly to Max, "Meet me behind the dumpster in five minutes". Daisy then proceeds to perform every sort of sexual pleasure on Max until the sun comes up.

how did dinos dig with shovels using their puny hands?

I wish I could lick my asshole instead of using my finger.

@8 They use their huge penises!

Fry: Hey, what are these rings in Nibbler's fang?

Vet: Hmm, I'm still a little woozy from a gazelle kick this morning, but if he's anything like the common tree, the rings might indicate his age.

Fry: He he, yeah, well, good luck. It'd take some kind of genius to count all those rings.

Vet: He's 5.

Love the sneezing and the dino ones!!!

i put my dick in 9's ass

YES!!!!! I finally got one!!!! Sweet tears of joy and ecstasy.

I'm in love...

1st.

LOLz @16

@11
you win

@16 awesome

These are hilarious!

Me like~

IT IS TOTALLY USELESS. WHY TO LEARN WRONG THINGS?

@6: You DO know that Daisy's been on here forever, right? And she's, indubitably, ALWAYS right about which items are chopped.

@7: "We're not worthy!"

Best Science Ever, EVER!

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