Double Circulator: Two Fans Taped Together
The Double Circulator is the latest in flatulence-dissipating technology. Just kidding, it's two fans stuck mid-coitus (been there, done that, managed to cover myself with a sheet before the paramedics arrived).
The double-circulator is more than an fan. The device doesnÂ´t just blow the air into the room like any other ordinary fan. Instead it circulates the air in the whole room, so that there is a very nice breeze. That is more healthy than a fan directly aimed at your body. The air in the whole room appears fresher because of the integrated ionizer. The double circulator allows you to use just one device per room and to aim it into two directions at once! The circulation requirements are met by 3 speeds.
$130 takes the piece of shit home. That's right, $130. For two fans humping each other. Thanks but no thanks, Double Circulator. If I wanted a pair of mating fans I'd launch a dating site for Geekologie Readers.