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Do Not Want: Massive Creepy Spider Orgy

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Note: Video is after the jump to protect the arachnophobic from having heart attacks and/or soiling their office chairs.

Afraid of spiders? You should watch this video. It's basically some kind of ungodly spider orgy on a tree. Which, fun fact: is an actual ingredient is some level-80 witch's elixirs. And so is the penis of a blogger. Come get it, witches!*

*GW cannot be held responsible for potions that fail to satisfy.

Hit it for your worst nightmare.

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Thanks to Robby, who once put a spider on his sleeping roommate's pillow and it crawled up his nose and into his brain. Woops.

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