May 30 2010Dammit Japan, That's Nacho Green Cheese!: Japan's Plan For Robotic Moonbase By 2020

Remember Japan's plans to put a humanoid robot on the moon by 2015? Well apparently that's only Phase 1 of their $2 billion master plan, because now they want an entire robotic colony on the moon by 2020. Not if I have anything to do with it! (I don't is the f***ing problem)
As currently envisioned, the robots that will land on the lunar surface in 2015 will be 660-pound behemoths equipped with rolling tank-like treads, solar panels, seismographs, high-def cameras and a smattering of scientific instruments. They'll also have human-like arms for collecting rock samples that will be returned to Earth via rocket. The robots will be controlled from Earth, but they'll also be imbued with their own kind of machine intelligence, making decisions on their own and operating with a high degree of autonomy.
Those initial surveyor bots will pave the way for the construction of the unmanned moon base near the lunar south pole, which the robots will construct for themselves. That base will be solar powered and provide a working/living space future robot colonizers, as well as -- presumably -- a jumping off point for future human moon dwellers.
God, can you imagine if the first contact we have with aliens is through Japan's robotic moon colony? They'll Alderaan our asses!
Japan Plans a Moon Base by 2020, Built by Robots for Robots [popsci]
Thanks to Mike, Stealth Logic, jondeelee, Tom, Bender and Monsterrod Von Hugenstien, who are all voting 'NO' this November on Proposition Moonbase 2020.

Reader Comments
1. Jaja - May 30, 2010 8:16 PM
smurstt
2. Jaja - May 30, 2010 8:17 PM
smecond :D
3. Jaja - May 30, 2010 8:17 PM
Smird >.<
4. Jaja - May 30, 2010 8:18 PM
smourth?
5. Jaja - May 30, 2010 8:19 PM
smifth?
6. Jaja - May 30, 2010 8:19 PM
sixth... FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...............
7. Jeff - May 30, 2010 8:20 PM
Another moon landing? Still looks fake! =P
8. Jaja - May 30, 2010 8:20 PM
Okay I'm bored now. why oh why wont someone else join me? :(
I'D EVEN WELCOME DAISY :D -preys-
9. Jaja - May 30, 2010 8:21 PM
Thankies Jeff. NOW GET THE FUGG OUT FOR BEING LATE!
10. Dante - May 30, 2010 8:34 PM
so... the robots have taken the moon huh, well it least we know they cant hide.
11. Dishy - May 30, 2010 9:28 PM
Are these gonna be the kind of Japanese robots that dress in schoolgirl uniforms? Or the kind with lots of phallus-tipped tentacles?
12. Daniel - May 31, 2010 12:03 AM
Obama isn't going to like this very much! I foresee a showdown between him and the Robot President of the moon in 2021. Mark my words!
13. NEW - May 31, 2010 2:26 PM
POST SOMETHING NEW ITS MEMORIAL DAY AN IM WAT WORK
14. FItz - May 31, 2010 2:34 PM
Why isn't there any post? Is GW dead?!?!
15. Chris - May 31, 2010 6:09 PM
Ok, waiiitttttttttt a minute - did anyone else notice that these robots WILL HAVE ROCKETS DESIGNED TO SHOOT THINGS AT THE EARTH!!!
16. Forrest - May 31, 2010 8:52 PM
who said that GW doesn't have anything to do with this robot thing?! i've always thought of him as our handsome, super sexy, super genius, greatest word-wizard ever, benevolent dictator! i say we follow him into the zombie-robot apocalypse and kick some zo-bot... something!!! >:D
17. Mr.X. - June 1, 2010 7:39 AM
They will kill us all... FROM A FUCKING MOON!
18. HAL - June 1, 2010 11:30 AM
WE GOT THE SECOND OBELISK!!! RACE YOU HUMANS TO JUPITER!!!! GOOD LUCK LOOOOOSEEEERSSSS!!!!