Bad Printer!: I Always Knew They Were Evil

Listen printer: if you even think about initiating a robot uprising I'll pull your plug and beat you with the cord so badly you'll wish you never learned to collate. Stop laughing, fax machine -- I'll paper jam your ass till you're drunk-dialing sex lines begging for mercy.

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Thanks to Oliver, Evan, Patrick, tom and whoever else sent me this but didn't include the words, "uprising", "robot apocalypse", "printer" or "we're all gonna die" in the text. Sorry, I searched. I really did.

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