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May 16, 2010 - May 22, 2010 Archives

  • May 22, 2010
    It's a space station. As you may or may not know, the t-shirt was invented in 1722 by a Mr. Nathanial T. Shirk to keep your nipples from falling off. One misnomer at the London patent office later and the rest, my friends, is history. A history I just made up. Which let's b... / Continue →
  • May 22, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because it's too disturbing for the front page. Remember BigDog? Remember its redheaded stepbrother, LittleDog? I know, I've been trying to drink away the memory too. But this is reality folks, and it's time we face the facts. And the fact is ... / Continue →
  • May 22, 2010
    Looking for a ridiculously expensive SUV to plow through crowds of the undead when the zombie apocalypse begins? Then look no further than Conquest Vehicles' Knight XV. It's bulletproof and you can get it with a minibar option. Um, yes please! Conquest Vehicle Inc's flagsh... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2010
    Because it's Friday and my brain checked out Monday right after lunch, here's some Cheetara cosplay action to help get your weekend started right: bonery. Hit the jump for an even hotter shot of the two.... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2010
    Just like this (because this is a picture of one being filmed is the thing). When I saw this setup, print in Esquire, I assumed they had built a physical crawl, dragged through the camera's field of view to create the effect. Looking closer, though, it's obvious that it was th... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2010
    Some guy went and built a full-scale functional replica of Batman's Batpod (great linking, GW!) from The Dark Knight and is selling the thing on eBay starting at a cool $100K. I want it. Like, badly. So badly I'm even considering selling an organ. *STAB* One of yours. Th... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2010
    A deceased monster was found floating in an Ontario lake earlier this week. The only thing is, it's not a monster. It's just some dead-ass animal that's had the hair gnawed off it's face by ornery beavers or some shit. The unsightly critter was spotted in Big Trout Lake by t... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because that's where it feels the most comfortable. Me? I like sitting on the john or laying in the shower. This is a video of a dinosaur throwing the first pitch at a Memphis Redbirds game. As you can see, the stadium was jam-packed for the eve... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2010
    The future supervillain in the picture aside, a new study reports that babies are more gooder at learnin' thangs than previously thought and can even do it in they sleeps. Suck it, proper English! THIS BLOGGER MAKES HIS OWN RULES. A new study has found that newborns are capab... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2010
    As you may or may not know, tomorrow (May 22nd) is Pac-Man's 30th birthday. And what better way to celebrate than embedding a playable version of the game on Google's homepage? I can think of one. Drinking till we puke dots. What do you say, Pac? CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CH... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2010
    Oh God please don't be one of the girls. Online Dating Fail [failblog] Thanks to PhilRules, Justinknots, Simon, Theapexninja Guy, Matt, Spartacus, vladimir and Asgrim The Mighty, who all reviewed their matches and found at least one chick with a penis.... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2010
    Then they'd look like this ya little dum dum! Hit the jump for PS3 and NES buildings, all of which are from artist/photographer Joseph Ford's collection, If I Were President . And while the nation is definitely in need of some console-shaped buildings, I can't help but feel ... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2010
    Sure they may look like the sweetest pair of alien nips you've ever seen, but they're actually two bacteria cells, one of which is powered by man-made DNA. The zombie apocalypse: it nears. The researchers copied an existing bacterial genome. They sequenced its genetic code and... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2010
    I'm sure at least half of you will openly admit you'd still hit that, and granted chickens are one of the dinosaurs' closest living relatives, but I can't help but think I'd feel ashamed if I ended up touching myself romantically to this pictu-- yep. Pretty awful. New Fetis... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2010
    Have trouble expressing yourself with words? Me too. That's why I let my fists do the talking. But for you pacifists (read: nancy boys) out there, there's this Asian style emoticon stamp you can use to embellish sexts pen pal letters or whatever the hell kids are into these ... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2010
    London just unveiled the new mascots (Wenlock and Mandeville) for the 2012 Summer Olympics and, I don't know if you can tell from this picture or not, but they look like complete shit. What -- no Pedobear? Two parts-Pokemon to one-part lava lamp with yellow 'Taxi' lights on t... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2010
    The Magic Swim is an inflatable pool you can set up behind your yacht because you're so rich you forgot YOU'RE ALREADY FLOATING IN THE WORLD'S LARGEST POOL. Made from durable PVC it weighs about 66 pounds when empty and can be setup with the assistance of a standard air compre... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2010
    How about that pun in the title? How about I'm really ashamed for writing it. No, no I'm not. I'm too far gone for that. Also, treatment. Just pull the plug doc. Anyway, $20 Star Wars pancake molds from Williams Sonoma. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a Jedi... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2010
    Sure I SHOULD be able to read the time even without solving the equations, but that wouldn't be giving the booze enough credit. One time I set the kitchen on fire because I couldn't figure out how long to put a 5-minute meal in the microwave (I opted for 2 hours). Joking, I p... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2010
    A group of would-be thieves were recently arrested after picking the wrong alley to conduct a mugging. You know, because they did it right in front of a ninja school. Master Splinter?! The German exchange student had been targeted by the men while he was riding the late-nigh... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2010
    I know, I thought it was just a stone pickle too. But oh no -- it's a sex toy. My butt: you're not welcome in it. Scientists believe they have found the world's oldest sex toy after piecing together more than a dozen fragments to create a 30,000 year old ice age penis. A s... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2010
    From the second installment of cheap action figure ripoffs come GaoRanger DinoThunder: hands down the awesomest thing I've ever heard in my entire life, and I've heard angels doing it. Kidding, it was actually the heavyset couple upstairs and it sounded like they were gonna cr... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2010
    This is somebody's back. Somebody's back covered with a tattoo of a LEGO beach scene. It's a lot like a picture of a hand drawing a hand if you really think about it. Except nothing like that. It's more like the Mona Lisa. LEGO Beach Scene Boozin' Up Back Tattoo [obviouswi... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2010
    Note: Video of the get really high first is after the jump. This is a very worthwhile video of some room with a bunch of blocks in it that have been video-mapped and then projected with some crazy-ass eye candy. No, not just candy -- bacon. CANDIED BACON. Yes, candied f***i... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2010
    I didn't even know what a Steampunk Overlord was until I saw these pictures. I guess it's kind of like a steampunk Genghis Khan/Iron Man mashup. Yes, exactly like that. The suit is a collaborative piece between deviantARTists Skinz-n-Hydez and SteampunkOverlord and looks lik... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2010
    You see him? He's right there. The part that's squircled with the big-ass arrow pointing to it. Oh man, just imagine if Boba collected a bounty every time he had to watch you from the corner of the screen as you pleasured yourself to figure skating. Admit it -- he'd have co... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2010
    Ever wanted to make your own cartoons with Bill Gates and Steve Jobs sayin' funny-ass things to each other? Well now you can. Just head over to Sad and Useless, download the template, and speech-bubble to your buttheart's content! I even made one myself and posted it after t... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2010
    If it just had a chocolate milk dispenser too I'd move in today. And I'm not just saying that because I live in a van without one and can only make motor oil milk, but Optimus Prime does beg to drink my piss jugs. Picture [imgur] via This car has everything we need [digg] Th... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump, not before. This isn't LOST. Ever wonder what The Empire Strikes Back would have looked like in grainy black-and-white with super-chintzy effects? Well wonder no more, you little hard-thinker, you! This is a mashup of old sci-fi movies/shows u... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2010
    iStyle Originals is a line of iNamedThings inspired "clothing and apparel for the iGeneration". Wearing them may make you look like an iHole (it's practically guaranteed). User-friendly, wireless peer-to-peer networking softwear with dynamic real-time text interface. Local ar... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2010
    London-based marketing firm Work Club apparently has every Bart Simpson blackboard quote in one easy, pannable, zoomable piece of Flash. Suck it, iPads. Suck up all that blue liquid! Hit the link to read them all yourself. Blackboard [workclub] Thanks to nerdyAlien, who's ... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2010
    Seen here with a girl (shocking, I know. I guess $4 billion still goes a long way EVEN IF YOU ARE A MODERN SCREECH), Mark Zuckerberg was apparently amazed by early Facebook users' willingness to provide the website with personal details, even going as far as to call them 'dumb... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2010
    Because people are stupid as hell, plus dumb, times I'm so ashamed to be human right now, a recent study of 4,000 morons landed the iPhone in 8th place of the world's most important inventions. Like, the most important inventions EVER. Including jetpacks and lasers. *facepal... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2010
    This is a tabletop Pac-Man game made entirely out of LEGO blocks. Except for the electronics, those were made from sugar and spice and everything nice. Or are they snips and snails and puppy dog tails?? Neither moron, they're metal and plastic. Aside from the obvious electr... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2010
    Are you fancy pants? Do you wear white gloves and a monocle? Jesus you must look ridiculous. But not if you're rocking Tokyoflash's Kisai Round Trip Pocket Watch (kidding, you still 100% will). You see, it's a pocket watch from the future. Just kidding, it's from Japan. ... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2010
    Did you rush out to see 'Iron Man II' this weekend? I did not. As many of you may know, I've been banned from my local theater for sneaking in a Double Big Gulp of jungle juice and tearing through the screen at the premier of 'Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs'. F*** those m... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2010
    Ever wanted to accidentally push your child into traffic? Enter the Roller Buggy. ...according to designer Valentin Vodev, a lot of care and safety concerns were taken into consideration when it was designed. In addition to an extra safety belt on the child seat, the Roller B... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2010
    We've already seen several World of Warcraft booze receptacles here on Geekologie (including the Tankard O' Terror), but LOOK OUT -- here comes another! Haha, you thought I was going to throw something, didn't you? I was. Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Anyway, the World of... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2010
    Apparently Microsoft Taiwan, in cooperation with MSG, has opened a chain of Windows 7 themed restaurants, confusingly called 'Hot Fried 77'. Mmmm, deep fried GMILFS! ...for the next two months, Microsoft is working with the 100 Seafood Restaurant to introduce a special Window... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2010
    Note: Video of the life-saving information is after the jump. You should watch it if you care about your friends and family and don't want them to die. This is a video called Super Sexy CPR. It's a CPR tutorial performed by two womens in the lingerie. It's actually a commer... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2010
    Note: Not even an ant could read that little-ass chart so do yo eyeballs a delicious flavor and CLICK RIGHT HERE to see it in giganto-vision. This is a periodic table created by ComicsAlliance senior writer Chris Sims describing 84 different characteristics of superheroes. Yo... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2010
    Two chainsaw posts in a row, you all know what that means. WEE-WOO, WEE-WOO, WEE-WOO!! Blue-light special in the power tools department! I swear these things have been around forever but Black and Decker's $80 Alligator Lopper has been making its rounds on the internet the... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2010
    Geekologie Reader and tattoo artist Jak went and decorated a chainsaw with some extra zombie-killing flair. Because Jak doesn't just want to cut the heads off zombies, Jak wants to look f***ing good cutting the heads off zombies. I'm a tattoo artist in Anchorage, Alaska. I di... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2010
    Let me guess: you haven't even read this and you've already left a comment complaining 'Finish Him!' is from Mortal Kombat and not Street Fighter? You called me a tool too? Awesome. Me knowing you all too well aside, this is a gallery of Sesame Street/Muppet/Street Fighter c... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2010
    This is a print ad created by Adobe taking a stab at Apple's lack of Flash support. Apple's (fake) response is after the jump, and it's exactly what you think it'll be. Seriously, just take a second to think of the joke (similar to this one), and then hit the jump and feel a... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2010
    Apparently a Japanese couple tied the knot over the weekend with a robot presiding over the wedding. That's, uh, that's a terrible idea if I've ever heard one. The I-Fairy normally spends its time doling out directions in museums and the like, but Satoko Inoue, who is herself... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2010
    Listen printer: if you even think about initiating a robot uprising I'll pull your plug and beat you with the cord so badly you'll wish you never learned to collate. Stop laughing, fax machine -- I'll paper jam your ass till you're drunk-dialing sex lines begging for mercy. P... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2010
    Etsy seller openandclose is selling a $15 set of keyboard decals that -- get this -- make the look like LEGO blocks. Admittedly, I actually kind of want them. Do you want to let your keyboard special? With the high quality printing, our creative sticker will make your Ma... / Continue →