There's nothing sexier than a drawing of a hot girl, amirite? Wrong. That was a test and you failed you little hentai-loving horndog, you. Your shame aside, this is a little gallery of Star Wars pin-up/Galactic Empire propaganda posters as imagined by illustrator Feng Zhu. Because nothing makes men want to join a fighting force like pictures of hot girls, amirite? Wrong again. Guys join fighting forces with the hopes of firing lasers at other people's faces. It's true, even it they don't want to admit it because they want to seem like the quiet, gentle type that deserves to be in your pants. SNAP -- consider yourself cock-blocked, son!
Hit the jump for seven more of the commie propaganda.
Star Wars Pin-Ups [theswedishbed]
Thanks to Andreas, who joined the Empire after the promise of cake. Works every time.
Alright champ, your wet dreams have finally come true: Star Wars burlesque. I'd keep writing now but I'm fairly confident you've already hit the jump and stripped your pants off in one awkward flourish. Nice socks.
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This is a gallery of a bunch of bling created by jeweler nOir for DC Comics. That's the Gotham City ring there, but there's a ton of other stuff after the jump. They've got all sorts of rings, bracelets and necklaces and prices range from ~$50 to several hundred depending on ... / Continue →
In the words and little-old-lady inflection of my favorite substitute teacher, Ms. Gitland, "different strokes for different folks, whatever floats your boat." That was the moral of the story she told about how her daughter lives in Bumf***, New Mexico and grows a bunch of wee... / Continue →