Apr 11 2010You Washed My Unmentionables While You Were Frozen! Han Solo In Carbonite Soap
Every wanted to rub a frozen Han Solo between your breasts/buttcheeks while you were showering and get clean at the same time? I'm with you -- I don't even care about the cleanliness aspect . And for $6.50 you can do whatever you want to with him!
Each soap is hand detailed for greater clarity with matte and metallic pigments. These are made one at a time, with A LOT of love.
COOLEST SOAP EVER!! #fact100% Fragrance-free and ultra gentle on skin. Made with pure olive oil, shea butter and aloe vera.
Count me in! I just ordered a bar and I plan on convincing a friend it's chocolate. Oh man, can you imagine the look on his face when he bites in and finds out it's actually soap?! The look of losing a friend.
One more shot and a link to the product page after the jump.
Thanks to Turbo the Mechanical Ape, who accidentally lost a bar of Han in his ass. Accidentally, riiiiiight. Don't worry, your secret's safe with all of us. No, not it's not either.
Reader Comments
1. FIRST - April 11, 2010 8:17 PM
FIRST!
2. FIRST LOSER - April 11, 2010 8:25 PM
not first
3. andrew crawford - April 11, 2010 8:26 PM
soo...awesome.asjkasdljasd
4. Bisque - April 11, 2010 8:27 PM
First proper comment.
5. blueZorro - April 11, 2010 8:29 PM
Pure olive oil, shea butter, and aloe vera = carbonite. Who knew?
6. 6th - April 11, 2010 8:30 PM
6th
7. Durand - April 11, 2010 8:31 PM
This was inevitable, but still cool.
8. Father - April 11, 2010 8:36 PM
This is the stuff Jabba would wash his ass with. If he washed himself.
9. Madgame - April 11, 2010 9:15 PM
I've been told this is the new Rick Rolling:
http://pavementtickets.com/
10. Dishy - April 11, 2010 9:19 PM
I only use soap when it's on a rope. So's I doesnt lose it.
You might like this between the cheeks:
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/212255730/Boobies_Soap_on_a_rope.jpg
11. J - April 11, 2010 9:41 PM
Hasnt everyone had a crack at being a firstard yet? (actually i havent). Lets make a new 'go for' post number. what about 69 or 666 or 23,843,082 (the amount of dead brain cells in a firstards head.
12. Durand - April 11, 2010 10:08 PM
@11 Not me. I've been first my fair share of times by now, but I've never wasted that post with a "FIRST!" Kinda defeats the purpose.
13. Posttache - April 11, 2010 10:39 PM
"the look of losing a friend" lulz
14. WishIdiditfirst - April 11, 2010 11:55 PM
Clearly molded off the Hasbro toy, the one where Han fit in the back. I wonder what the cost of the soap is against the small amount of money making the mold.
Hell, I have the toy and the mold materials.... who the fuck wants some soap?
15. Eric Holl - April 12, 2010 12:09 AM
My buddy did this for kicks, and used an actual han solo figure on the inside. hella tite.
16. Cyborg_Kitty - April 12, 2010 5:15 AM
Omg I want it!!!
Must have it!!
Must use it!!
Must wear it!!
N now... I wait, for the storm troopers bubbles :D
17. irishmcsteen - April 12, 2010 6:21 AM
Hah, like the GW has friends
18. wazmeister05 - April 12, 2010 8:07 AM
All those sharp edges though :S
19. Closet Nerd - April 12, 2010 9:24 AM
you can use it to clean under jabba's folds of fat.... just sayin
20. Pat - April 12, 2010 9:33 AM
We can't repel cleanliness of that magnitude!
21. naas - April 12, 2010 9:53 AM
They should make han solo out of a harder more durable soap than the carbonite, so as you continue to wash with him you free him from being frozen.
After the right amount of showers you'll end up with a novelty soap han solo, think of how impressed your friends will be with that story
22. Jaded Icon - April 12, 2010 10:24 AM
I know that it would not be true to the Star Wars movies, but I think I'll wait for the Princess Leia version.
23. DieLon - April 12, 2010 10:42 AM
That would make a sick iphone cover!!!
24. Closet Nerd - April 12, 2010 12:08 PM
@21 we should find a way to put a han solo action figure inside a bar of soap, and when you're done, you get to keep the action figure! BRILLIANT!!!!!!
...... just sayin
that is one of the coolest ideas ever!!!!
either that, or i'm just really stoned?
.... or maybe both?
25. Licen$ed? - April 12, 2010 3:06 PM
Is this more specious Luca$ money-grabbing or some crafty nerd trying to make back some of the thousands he blew on star wars $hit off his fellow nerds??? More impressed if it was that Jorg Sucal (whatever) figure, so you could figuratively clean your booty with George Lucas' likeness! ;-P George Lucas raped my showerhood!
26. E Bizzle - April 12, 2010 3:49 PM
Who's scruffy looking?
27. atheistgirl - April 13, 2010 7:38 AM
I'd rub Han Solo all over my body!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XU9x8G7khv0/SgnJe6kesuI/AAAAAAAADK8/KMQDgzL9Ipk/s400/sumo-soap.jpg
28. Tr011 - April 13, 2010 10:55 AM
@27, gay...and fake
29. Samantha - April 13, 2010 11:22 AM
I just bought the last one. YES!!!!!!!!!
30. Tr077in - April 13, 2010 2:36 PM
@18 Yes my penis does.
31. pete - April 13, 2010 10:00 PM
I so want one of these. I just finished making a super-badass millenium falcon mod and a wall-E that I turned into "WAR-E" complete with gatling guns.
www.peterclute.com
I want to create some cartoon characters like goofy suspended in carbonite. :)
32. Mikka - April 15, 2010 6:33 PM
i can wash my privis with that soap xD