Which Drunk Kind Of You Are: The Flowchart
This is a flowchart to determine what kind of drunk you are. Well -- which one are you? Truthfully, I don't really touch the stuff myself so I guess that makes me a lying drunk. An awesome, well-endowed one! Did I ever tell you about the time I fought off a plane full of terrorists all by myself? I did, and I got to a key to the country THAT HAS YET TO WORK AT A SINGLE LIQUOR STORE. Gotdamnit government, no I don't want cheese instead!
Is that pepperjack?
Alcohol Flowchart [collegehumor]
Thanks to cocoa, the happiest lil boozer since Papa Smurf.