Which Drunk Kind Of You Are: The Flowchart

This is a flowchart to determine what kind of drunk you are. Well -- which one are you? Truthfully, I don't really touch the stuff myself so I guess that makes me a lying drunk. An awesome, well-endowed one! Did I ever tell you about the time I fought off a plane full of terrorists all by myself? I did, and I got to a key to the country THAT HAS YET TO WORK AT A SINGLE LIQUOR STORE. Gotdamnit government, no I don't want cheese instead!
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Is that pepperjack?

Alcohol Flowchart [collegehumor]

Thanks to cocoa, the happiest lil boozer since Papa Smurf.

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