You ever wanted to see a soft shelled turtle ride a Roomba? Me neither, but I did anyway. Needless to say, I wasn't surprised when the robotic d-bag kept ramming our reptilian brethren into chair legs and shit. Such a jerk. Which is exactly why I just emailed the Youtube link to Godzilla along with Google Map directions to iRobot's corporate headquarters. Mwahahahaha. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Note: Video is after the jump because I just took a reading and there are unsafe levels of cuteness for the front page.
This is a 1:12 video of a kitten catching a free ride on a turtle while the theme from Diddy Kong Racing plays. It's cute. Well, provided you don't think t... / Continue →
Because WHY THE F*** SHOULD CATS be the only ones having a good time chasing laser pointers, this puffer fish decided to give it a go. And he likes it! Just kidding, he thinks it's food and winds up with nothing but a mouthful of sand every time. Speaking of which -- rememb... / Continue →
In far less depressing (non-squid) animal news, a 12-year old African spur-thighed tortoise NAMED GAMERA (â™« Gamera is really neat, Gamera is filled with meat â™«) had to have its front left leg amputated after a severe burn and tissue damage. So what did the vets do? What a... / Continue →