WHEEEEEE!!: Turtle Riding A Roomba

NOTE: Video is after the jump.

You ever wanted to see a soft shelled turtle ride a Roomba? Me neither, but I did anyway. Needless to say, I wasn't surprised when the robotic d-bag kept ramming our reptilian brethren into chair legs and shit. Such a jerk. Which is exactly why I just emailed the Youtube link to Godzilla along with Google Map directions to iRobot's corporate headquarters. Mwahahahaha. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Hit the jump for the video.

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Thanks to sharon, who swears she saw an iguana riding a Dyson once. Girl you trippin'!

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