Apr 14 2010Undead Correspondence: Zombie Stationery
This is some stationery designed for 13th Street, an NBC-Universal owned crime and horror channel. It's done up in a very tasteful zombie motif, like you'd expect from your grandmother's kitchen wallpaper. You can't really appreciate it this small though, so you're gonna need to hit the jump to see closeups of all the different articles. Impressive job, but I think I'll just stick to a legal pad. And by legal pad I mean illegal pad. And by illegal pad I mean a doctor's prescription pad. Now tell me what you think of this: "THE BEARER OF THIS NOTE IS ENTITLED TO ALL THE FREE DRUGS HE WANTS AND SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO MIX AND MATCH AT HIS OWN DISCRETION. ALSO, MEDICAL MARIJUANA, HE'S GONNA NEED A SHIT-TON OF THAT. SIGNED: A REAL DOCTOR IN A WHITE COAT AND EVERYTHING. I HAVE DEGREES." That sounds official, right?
Hit it for the rest.
Stationary Of Horror [behance]
Thanks to Jasmine, Joerg and Eric, who only write on the back of their hands IN THE BLOOD OF THEIR ENEMIES. MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Okay you guys are f***ing scaring me.
Reader Comments
1. schmoogleman - April 14, 2010 10:04 PM
epic. i want. also first
2. Britt - April 14, 2010 10:14 PM
I'm a nitpicky asshole who wants to point out that it's stationERY, not ARY.
Otherwise, holy balls, this is faaaaabulous (and perfect for resumes!)
3. blueZorro - April 14, 2010 10:16 PM
Brians...brians...oh sorry, typo. Brains...brains...BRAINS!
4. woopdeedooodah! - April 14, 2010 10:22 PM
^ to comment #3, thats my boyfriends name:]
BUT I LOVE THE WAY YOU FREAKING RIGHT...errr, WRITE lol
imagine giving christmas cards like that hahaha
5. Esquire - April 14, 2010 11:23 PM
Those are so excellent on so many levels! My personal favourite is the tear-away envelopes. Its an extremely nice touch.
6. Daniel - April 14, 2010 11:32 PM
these are great... oh... typo, I mean great.
7. Jelly - April 15, 2010 12:44 AM
Those are totally icky!
They're cool an all, but they're scaring me already :/
8. Agentoforange - April 15, 2010 2:54 AM
WTB 5million boxes I am in love with this stationary
9. Air Yeezy - April 15, 2010 3:39 AM
6
10. Jaja - April 15, 2010 5:00 AM
Wow this is cool. Wish I was that creative...
11. dondons1987 - April 15, 2010 6:25 AM
Amazing! Just amazing....
12. Jaded Icon - April 15, 2010 7:08 AM
Very nice! And also very clever. The marketing associate that came up with this should get a raise......and then give that raise to me so I can buy a sh*t load of these....
13. Zanatrek - April 15, 2010 8:25 AM
SCARY!
14. m3 zero - April 15, 2010 8:29 AM
Really very creative.Creativity is a talent which is there inside us. But it needs practice to stay vibrant and grow...
15. Jaded Icon - April 15, 2010 8:50 AM
@ 14
Mr. Robinson? How's the old neighborhood?
16. witchyone8180 - April 15, 2010 8:51 AM
I so want! Love it.
17. Tr011 - April 15, 2010 9:52 AM
Lol, nice
18. Ickorus - April 15, 2010 10:36 AM
@7 You called?
19. JADE - April 15, 2010 11:23 AM
A shit ton of medical maryjane? You can't possably smoke all of that alone............just sayin man
20. naas - April 15, 2010 12:00 PM
@19 I could if it came down to it
21. JADE - April 15, 2010 12:04 PM
@20.... But it's nicer to share .................just sayin
22. me - April 15, 2010 1:22 PM
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times...
THIS COUNTRY NEEDS A GOOD NUCLEAR EVENT!
( Then maybe people wouldn't find simulated gore so 'epic' )
23. naas - April 15, 2010 1:58 PM
@21 yes it is, I agree
24. rowynn - April 15, 2010 3:30 PM
I so want that lol.
25. Mr. Zombie - April 17, 2010 10:42 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stationery
26. brian hardin II - April 29, 2010 10:15 PM
okay, how do i get some of this???