Apr 3 2010Tokyoflash Concept Brings Tweets To The Palm Of Your Hand Your Hairy-Ass Wrist

The Tokyoflash Instant Trend concept can pull tweets and Facebook updates from your phone via Bluetooth connection. What time is it? Who cares, one of my friends is having bowel trouble! Oh -- oh -- join this Facebook group for a $500 Macy's gift card! If you like the design you can go to Tokyoflash to vote for it, and, if enough people do, they'll actually manufacture the thing sans child labor. Which is a lot more than I can say for my line of sundials. Did I mention I'm selling really awesome sundials? Yeah they're fair trade and organic and all that jazz.
Hit the jump for a bunch of shots of the watch doin' its thang, as well as how to actually read the time.




tokyoflash instant trend watch sends tweets to your wrist [technabob]
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Reader Comments
1. bigbloo - April 3, 2010 2:21 PM
FIRST? plzzz??
2. bigbloo - April 3, 2010 2:21 PM
YAY! second as well???
3. bigbloo - April 3, 2010 2:22 PM
sweet!! ok im done.
4. bigbloo - April 3, 2010 2:22 PM
oh BTW watch is purrty neat as well.
just sayin.
5. Cabbo - April 3, 2010 2:24 PM
Get your bastardised ass away from the computer, drink an energy beverage, and suck on your 'girl'friend's secret penis.
6. Cabbo - April 3, 2010 2:26 PM
The watch is a poor idea. Surely this is why we have Internet-enabled, mobile, time-telling phones?
7. Levi - April 3, 2010 3:14 PM
haha, does everything your phone can do and it looks like shit.
8. L - April 3, 2010 3:20 PM
Is it just me or does this thing look like it was designed in the 80's? Where do you pull out the foot long antenna?
9. Daisy Douche - April 3, 2010 4:37 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job.l You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrogn.
This is exactly like that scene in the moviie Never Back Down where Max arrived at Al Sharptons house with an unconscionable amount of bacon for Als eating pleasure. Max helped carry the tpork into the house in exchange for one of Als kung fu medailons. Max took the madalion and affixed it to the front of his moped as a hood ornament. When he rolled past the Del Tacos, and saw Pat Sajack and Baja wrasslin in the grass nearby, Baja heard the distinctive engine note, and hopped on the back. She sliced the cord holding the cardboard sled, which Pat greedily went after. He was heard to exclaim the only thing better than a cardboard box hoyuse, is one thats infused with baon grease!
10. blahbalhahahdfjsdkfjifcmmj - April 3, 2010 10:12 PM
DasiyDouche you are obviously retarded
11. bigbloo - April 4, 2010 12:24 AM
@cabbo lol you're "i have a small penis so i swear at people through a computer"- rage just made my day :D
12. Stefano - April 4, 2010 2:22 AM
@ 8: I thought the same thing! Very eighties!
13. Dishy - April 4, 2010 2:23 AM
@5 cabbo, how d'you know so much 'bout my girlfriend? Huh?
14. nounous - April 4, 2010 6:20 AM
nice!
15. Cabbo - April 4, 2010 9:56 AM
@11, nope, I just enjoy insulting firstards. It is your 'I have a small penis and therefore cannot masturbate to waste time, so I'll be a self-loving mongoloid attention whore and try to get the first comment on a Geekologie post, and draw attention to that fact instead' that you need to worry about.
16. Cabbo - April 4, 2010 9:58 AM
@13 I know a guy, he likes the trans-gender persuasion.
17. Dishy - April 4, 2010 12:34 PM
And by "know" you mean ...?
18. Cabbo - April 4, 2010 10:46 PM
I mean I have pictures of a guy I know tounge-deep in a transvestite's mouth.
19. jake lymes - April 5, 2010 12:45 AM
Never kiss a transvestite hooker on the mouth.
20. emptyaddy - April 5, 2010 4:00 PM
I wonder if this thing will flash you when the ICBMs are in the air and about T minus 45 mins away from making Los Angeles relevant....