Apr 17 2010This: From The Same Man Who Brought Us Batman Stabbing A Shark With A Lightsaber
Remember artist Andrew Zubko's rendition of 'Batman Stabbing A Shark With A Lightsaber'? I know, it belongs in a museum! Well Andrew was asked to create a cover for The Portland Mercury using reader submitted elements, and this is the result: 'An Arguably Pregnant Betty White In Slave Leia Costume And Cape With A Flaming Chainsaw Riding a John Ritter Centaur Through The Apocalypse'. I don't know about you, but this thing's got me so worked up I'm considering a cold shower. Don't get me wrong, I'd prefer a warm one, but I broke the hot knob off playing with it like a nipple. F***ing Hulk-tweaked it right off in my hand.
What You Hath Wrought: This Week's Mercury Cover, Featuring Betty White, John Ritter, and a Flaming Chainsaw. [portlandmercury]
and
Epic Nerd Art: Betty White, Weilding Flaming Chainsaw, Riding Centaur John Ritter...In A Cape [nerdbastards]
Thanks to Misty and Zach, who both agree the picture could use a little more dino-erotica.
Reader Comments
1. notthelimejuice - April 17, 2010 4:19 PM
This just about made me spit chunks.
2. driveshaft_z28 - April 17, 2010 4:19 PM
wtf
3. obrien - April 17, 2010 4:32 PM
RIP Ritter
4. DB - April 17, 2010 5:03 PM
Portland for the fucking win! The mercury is the best.
5. fnordoom - April 17, 2010 5:20 PM
haha its like a family guy joke
6. Dishy - April 17, 2010 5:23 PM
Is the volcano in the background Mt Hood? Or Mt Tabor?
7. SasoriSoren - April 17, 2010 5:36 PM
hahaha, I live in Portland and saw this the other day in the Portland Mercury newspaper box on the corner. Amazing.
8. Liquid Tension - April 17, 2010 5:51 PM
thats potoshop CS5 in action.
9. Stationary - April 17, 2010 5:58 PM
Looks like hell, but the concept is mindblowing
10. Jaja - April 17, 2010 6:22 PM
what?...
My..
My brain...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
11. Raptor Assasin - April 17, 2010 6:45 PM
This.....is my vision of hell.
*shudders
12. Agent 365 - April 17, 2010 6:51 PM
F--- YEAH PORTLAND!
suck it, all other cities!
13. Oedipus Flex - April 17, 2010 9:28 PM
Dammit, I meant to send this tip in the other day, too. Now I'll never be internet famous.
14. JT - April 18, 2010 4:11 AM
Imagine walking into work and seeing that on your desk.
I love Portland!
15. TetraShiva - April 18, 2010 6:35 AM
God damn, do I love Portland.
16. Professor Overlord - April 18, 2010 1:59 PM
I love my f-ing town.
17. MLou - April 18, 2010 2:13 PM
Oh Portland. Us natives love nothing more then seeing our city recognized for something. ANYTHING. That is Portland pride for ya!
18. Just Sayin' - April 18, 2010 3:54 PM
Yeah P-Town FTW!
And @6, it's gotta be Hood. Look at the shape!
19. sososo - April 19, 2010 5:07 AM
it belongs in a museum!
20. FjordPrefect - April 19, 2010 2:25 PM
She's not pregnant, that's just a semi-accurate portrayal of an average woman's stomach after the age of 25...or maybe after a pregnancy. Except with an ex-pregnant belly you get that weird middle belly seam too. Check out some granny porn and you'll see what I mean. Or get married and wait a few years like I did. You'll see it everyday :)