NOTE: Immensely homoerotic commercial is after the jump. I've been watching it on repeat.
Remember the Shake Weight, the only piece of exercise equipment than can guarantee you'll be able to milk a bull 4x faster with only six minutes of use a day? Well originally it was only targeted at the womens. But not any more -- now there's a men's model! I ordered two last week, one for each hand, and admittedly: I can already feel the difference. Mostly because I tore my penis off.
Hit it for the commercial but, WARNING: It's gonna make you hotter than a volcano.
You know what sucks about spending 9-5 at a desk? You can't work out. Well that, and absolutely everything else that prevents you from sleeping in and playing video games all day. But hey -- at least now we've got the exercise thing covered. Enter the $600 GymGym Exercise Ch... / Continue →
This short dino ballet animation is arguably the most erotic thing I've seen since that time I watched myself lick an actual fossilized t-rex bone in the mirror (I ran my tongue up and down all slow and seductively while winking at myself). Speaking of which, where is that bon... / Continue →
I can't remember the last time I had a dino's head so near my genitals because I'm like that guy in Memento, but if I were a betting man I'd say it was sometime last night. But now you can have that happy feeling all the time thanks to this t-rex head belt buckle designed by K... / Continue →