The Outdoors, Indoors: A Stag Head Shower
This is a designer shower head that was on display at Milan Design Week 2010 that looks like a deer's face. Water comes out of it's mouth and is perfect for the outdoorsy type and furries. But not me. I want a shower head that looks like a woman's face. I also want to pour green food coloring in the hot-water heater so it look like she's vomiting on me. What?! I don't judge you for your fetish, Cuckoo Clock F***er! FREAK YOU'RE A FREAK! Okay maybe I do. You know, this post really took a turn for the worst about midway.
Deer Stag Shower Head [ohgizmo]
Thanks liquid tension, now pour this food coloring in yourself and let's get this party started!
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