The Apocalypse Nears: Awesome Shots Of Iceland's Recent Volcanic Eruptions

This is a little gallery of what the apocalypse of 2012 is going to look like [editor's note to self: remember to come back and change the date to 2015 if the whole 2012 shit is a bust], courtesy of the recent volcanic eruptions in Iceland. Doesn't look like a very good place for a honeymoon, does it? Of course not, who the f*** would ever take their bride to Iceland?! Yeti 3-way: NO THANKS (been there, done that, couldn't look my buddy in the face ever again). Anyway, not to brag or anything but I've sat in an active volcano before and it was pretty hot but not unbearable. You ever gotten drunk in a hot tub before? Okay well it's nothing like that. Dammit T-Rex, I told you to stop tooting in the tub or we're not gonna have any water left! Also, I don't know what you've been eating but that smell is unholy.
Hit the jump for several more of the aaaaaah we're all gonna die!




Iceland volcano: the latest spectacular pictures of the volcanic eruption [telegraph]
Thanks to Zikomo, who once called Zeus a bitch and threw a thunderbolt right at his face.
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