Apr 16 2010That's Quality Journalism: USA Today Fail
This is a screenshot Geekologie Reader (and all around handsome devil) Beau sent me from his iPod Touch of what is arguably the best written and hardest hitting piece of journalism USA Today has ever produced. Amirite or amirite? jkl;kjl;;lkjjkl;jkl;
Thanks Beau, and remember: when you don't feel like writing, just mashing keys is the next best thing.
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Reader Comments
1. imraan - April 16, 2010 5:57 PM
first
2. -Lmega5- - April 16, 2010 5:58 PM
lmaowat?
3. SithBlue - April 16, 2010 5:59 PM
dam you imrann!!!!!!!!!!!!!jkhdejhehjefjk
4. ciao - April 16, 2010 6:19 PM
looks like someone fell asleep on the keyboard and submitted it while being half asleep
5. aznterrorist - April 16, 2010 6:24 PM
@4 being 5:34am.. i wouldn't doubt it..
6. Beau Chevassus - April 16, 2010 7:14 PM
I am not worthy, oh Mysterious Writer.
7. AtomicSquid - April 16, 2010 7:42 PM
Worst Geekologie post ever.
8. Dishy - April 16, 2010 8:40 PM
@7, worst Geekologie comment ever.
9. Jynx - April 16, 2010 8:54 PM
Damn the FBI, Always taking down billb-ADFADFASDFSDF
10. aadsfdsa - April 16, 2010 8:58 PM
@8, best geekologie comment ever.
11. JJtoob - April 16, 2010 10:00 PM
Button mashing FTW! And I want to see pics and/or video of FBI taking out the billboard with sniper rifles and rappelling tactical team. What was that billboard thinking taking hostages? Good guys and button mashers always win. Unless button mashers are bad guys, and they never are.
12. I've got a crush on the GW - April 16, 2010 10:11 PM
I didn't even notice the gibberish at first...holy shiz
13. Mallory - April 17, 2010 12:51 AM
So the FBI actually refers to the bad guys as, well, bad guys?
Suh-weet.
14. enigma - April 17, 2010 2:32 AM
Oops - looks like someone spelled asdf wrong! What are they teaching in journalism school these days, anyway?
15. A Gamers Gamer - April 17, 2010 3:34 AM
there is a mosquito in my bedroom that has bitten me 3 times throughout the night. Please god let me find it before I go crazy
16. Sims - April 17, 2010 2:17 PM
So this is how it goes down:
Writer ; FBI takes down bad guys!
FBI: oh no you don't *pricks writer with sedative in neck*
Writer: abababafbfba
17. Kick-Ass - April 17, 2010 10:13 PM
Does anyone else notice that the US is going to promote programs making "entry easier". Im all for making entry easier,lol.
18. adfadfasdfsdf - April 18, 2010 1:42 AM
adfadfasdfsdf
19. EZ - April 19, 2010 9:18 AM
Where was the guy's left hand during that post? ;lk;; j;lkj;lkj;jklj
20. danielmoc - April 19, 2010 10:21 AM
asdfasdf adsf asdf = lol
just saying.