That's, Uh, That's Disgusting: The Rectum Bar

The Rectum Bar in Vienna is a bar shaped like an anatomically correct rectum. I think we can all agree it brings new meaning to the phrase, "getting butt-ass drunk", amirite? No? YEAH WELL YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT! Yes, that was a rectal related tie-in. God I'm L337.

The designer Atlier Van Lieshout explains the project as following:

BarRectum, Arsch Bar, Asshole Bar, Bar Anus. While the translations sound different, the form is universally recognizable. The bar takes its shape from the human digestive system: starting with the tongue, continuing to the stomach, moving through the small and the large intestines and exiting through the anus. While BarRectum is anatomically correct, the last part of the large intestine has been inflated to a humongous size to hold as many drinking customers at the bar as possible. The anus itself is part of a large door that doubles as an emergency exit.

Listen: as a guy who's no stranger to kneeling in front of the toilet puking and shitting on his heels at the same time, I've got to admit I can't believe I just told you that. It's cool, it was a lie anyways. Yes, a lie. That's totally never happened to me, including definitely not last Thursday.

Hit the jump for a bunch more shots of the WHY GOD WHY?

Bizarre Rectum Bar Design in Vienna [walyou]

Thanks to Troy, Andrea and o-ring orgy, one of whom may or may not be an anal themed adult film. Troy is it you?!

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