That. Looks. Delicious: A Candyland Tattoo

First off, what the hell kind of underwear are you wearing? It looks like a roll of gauze from the doctor's office. Which is to say, sexy. Don't act like you've never pleasured yourself to the anatomical chart on the door! Secondly: milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner where OMG SHE'S SHITTING CANDY CORNS!!

Ask Her About Her Molasses Swamp. No Wait, Don't [ugliesttattoos]

Thanks to Neil, who wanted a Chutes and Ladders tattoo but the artist convinced him to get Hi Ho Cherry-O instead. LOLWUT?!

Unstoppable!: Avatar Tattoo Guy Gets #5

Note: Click HERE for a super high-res shot that killed my soul a little to see so big. Remember Avatar Tattoo Guy? I know -- how could anybody forget... More →

It's Addicting!: Avatar Tattoo Guy Is Back At It

NOTE: Full-res picture HERE in case you're into cancerous moles and back hair. Remember Avatar tattoo guy? First it was the left shoulder, then the right, and now a... More →

So, That's How It Happened: The End Of Dinos

This is a tattoo on some guy's back depicting the end of dinosaurs. Brutal, I know. I've been crying about it for almost fifteen minutes now. But you know... More →